Eddie Lacy Earns 55k in One Day After Weighing in at Slightly Under Morbidly Obese

[Cave_Johnson]

Lacy weighs in at 253, earns hefty $55K bonus

In other news, 2000 African children died of starvation today.

 

[USCDoom]

Lacy weighs in at 253, earns hefty $55K bonus

In other news, 2000 African children died of starvation today.

I am confused, are you suggesting their ancestors should have been slaves?

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I am confused, are you suggesting their ancestors should have been slaves?

Yes.

 

[USCDoom]

Yes.

Give me a Minute to figure something to say...

 

[packerzrule]

just wait

he will balloon up again once he spends that bonus on doughnuts and fried chicken

 

[RP-29]

Lacy weighs in at 253, earns hefty $55K bonus

In other news, 2000 African children died of starvation today.

So are you suggesting we feed Lacy to the African children?

 

[Cave_Johnson]

So are you suggesting we feed Lacy to the African children?

Yes

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Wendy's just got 55k richer

 

[redseat]

just wait

he will balloon up again once he spends that bonus on doughnuts and fried chicken

Only the Red Sox do that.. Duh!

 

[dkmightyhammer]

just wait

he will balloon up again once he spends that bonus on doughnuts and fried chicken

He's not in Wisconsin anymore. In Seattle all he will find to eat is sushi and kale.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Lacy weighs in at 253, earns hefty $55K bonus

In other news, 2000 African children died of starvation today.

I rate dis post "chill"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

He's not in Wisconsin anymore. In Seattle all he will find to eat is sushi and kale.

That's right...it was the cheeeeese...

 

[chf]

Lacy weighs in at 253, earns hefty $55K bonus

In other news, 2000 African children died of starvation today.

Apparently you're confusing Eddie's frame with your chicken legged 5'8" one.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Wendy's just got 55k richer

He seems more like a Carl's Jr. guy to me.

 

[dkmightyhammer]

Apparently you're confusing Eddie's frame with your chicken legged 5'8" one.

Ya, since when is 253 pounds considered "morbidly obese" when we're talking about NFL players?

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Apparently you're confusing Eddie's frame with your chicken legged 5'8" one.

Kind of like how when Eddie Lacy walks around in a red sweater people confuse him for the Kool Aid man.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Ya, since when is 253 pounds considered "morbidly obese" when we're talking about NFL players?

I said "slightly under morbidly obese".

 

[dkmightyhammer]

I said "slightly under morbidly obese".
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I'm surprised it starts that light. When I thin of morbidly obese I'm thinking of Jerry Springer rescuing you from your house with a forklift and flatbed truck. 253 doesn't seem all that big. Hell, I work with plenty of guys bigger than that and they don't even seem fat.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I'm surprised it starts that light. When I thin of morbidly obese I'm thinking of Jerry Springer rescuing you from your house with a forklift and flatbed truck. 253 doesn't seem all that big. Hell, I work with plenty of guys bigger than that and they don't even seem fat.

I just think of Vince Wilfork. The man who wears tape on his fingers so that he doesn't confuse them for sausages during the game and bite them off.

 

[chf]

I'm surprised it starts that light. When I thin of morbidly obese I'm thinking of Jerry Springer rescuing you from your house with a forklift and flatbed truck. 253 doesn't seem all that big. Hell, I work with plenty of guys bigger than that and they don't even seem fat.

Tables are just that, tables. They don't take into account all kinds of factors. If they'd put in extra info like say, wrist circumference, they'd be a LOT more accurate.