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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

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It couldn't be any worse than the few that were made back in the day!

I still remember the stupidity of a very young Tom Hanks going crazy and giving his first run at an Oscar bait style speech at the end of Mazes and Monsters. Man, was that bad.

Then there was a 90s (I think it was 90s) one that was also complete crap.

Nowhere to go but up!
 

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It couldn't be any worse than the few that were made back in the day!

I still remember the stupidity of a very young Tom Hanks going crazy and giving his first run at an Oscar bait style speech at the end of Mazes and Monsters. Man, was that bad.

Then there was a 90s (I think it was 90s) one that was also complete crap.

Nowhere to go but up!
There was the one with the Wayans. That may be the one from the 90s you are referring to, though...
 

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It gives me a slight bit of nausea just looking at that!

I'd forgotten about the cartoon. I vaguely remember that being slightly enjoyable, which would put it waaaayyyy above the 2 pathetic movie attempts.
 

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It gives me a slight bit of nausea just looking at that!

I'd forgotten about the cartoon. I vaguely remember that being slightly enjoyable, which would put it waaaayyyy above the 2 pathetic movie attempts.

3 movie attempts, actually: Mazes and Monsters wasn't an officially licensed D&D movie, but the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie was an officially licensed D&D movie, and it actually had two also-officially-licensed sequels:


 

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3 movie attempts, actually: Mazes and Monsters wasn't an officially licensed D&D movie, but the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie was an officially licensed D&D movie, and it actually had two also-officially-licensed sequels:


I had not heard of either of these, let alone watched them!
The scorchingly mediocre mid-4 ratings fit the "poorly done source material" narrative though. Again, let's just hope the new project exceeds the previous attempts.
 

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D&D is a concept. Not a defined universe. Making an official movie based on the game never made any sense to me.
 

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I used to love D&D back in the day... we would play in the evening during Boy Scout camping trips... super nerdy, but super fun.

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Besides, as GoT showed us, it's not really about the places they go, it's about the characters, their development, and who the audience invests in.
And with how quickly they managed to travel, the layout of the land was secondary to the drama and action.

A lesson they might have learned from LOTR, which took a lot of time to show us the lay of the land, but folks really just wanted to get to the action sequences.

To quote Clerks 2 : "All it was was a bunch of people walking...."
 

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I loved the 80's animated TV series. A true classic from my childhood. I'm honestly glad that no one introduced me to the actual D&D game b/c I was such a nerd already. Then again, back in 87, Final Fantasy for NES came out...
 

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Title, cast, and release date announcement!

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves will star Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, Hugh Grant, Justice Smith, and Sophia Lillis and be released on Friday, March 3, 2023!

 

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