Dirt says 'Patriots upgrade at QB'; Sox continue to roll - SALTY!

[BUCCS469]

thats nothing

i once threw up on a girls box. she was so horrified she ran home without pants

that had to be some nasty pussy....you really fuck some nasty dirty bitches dont you

 

[Kate Upton]

thats nothing

i once threw up on a girls box. she was so horrified she ran home without pants

I once dry heaved, and then threw up in my mouth...

Yeah I didn't get to finish.

 

[BUCCS469]

it looked like fidel castro eating a portherhouse with his hands

you said she was smoking hot...you fucking lied to us

 

[Down38st8]

that had to be some nasty pussy....you really fuck some nasty dirty bitches dont you

never been to Worcester?

 

[Rock Strongo]

that had to be some nasty pussy....you really fuck some nasty dirty bitches dont you

ahhh haunie (pronounced hawnie)

she was from australia

she smelled fine, but i drank mad dog all day in the sun

all it takes is one foul tickle in the mouth

 

[chappee11]

It's honestly not gonna break my heart

How can any Yankee fan gripe with them not sinking in on another 10 year deal on a 30+ year old?

I think it's a very generous offer on the Yankees terms, more money per, less years, and they don't budge much

I really think it's 50/50 he walks

Pretty sure he stays. Especially with Boras out of the picture. Maybe it's only 7 or 8 years, but they have to sign him.

 

[BUCCS469]

 

[Rock Strongo]

you said she was smoking hot...you fucking lied to us

SHE was hot

her pussy wasnt

thats when i first realized not all hot girls have ziplock bag vaginas

 

[black francis]

"straspussy > verlander"

-dumbasses on this board

 

[black francis]

jimmy hendrix in a leg lock

shes the first girl i went down on (nice huh?) and my first bad pube experience

came up from there open mouthed, with a pube maybe 2 inches long, stuck in my teeth. she thought i wanted to kiss her. she grabs me by the back of the head, makes out with me...stops mid tongue...pulls back, open mouth

removes said pube from her mouth

eat a girl with a catheter in her, then get back to me

 

[Kate Upton]

"Michelle Beadle is hot. I'd fuck her"

-dumbasses on this board

Word

 

[Most Driven]

you guys fuck some nasty bitches

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

eat a girl with a catheter in her, then get back to me

I am in fucking tears right now.

 

[Kate Upton]

eat a girl with a catheter in her, then get back to me

Sexy

 

[black francis]

but she is hot

-me

 

[black francis]

I am in fucking tears right now.

true story

wife was in the hospital for 9 months, and it just happened.

tasted like fucking shit

 

[Down38st8]

 

[Kate Upton]

but she is hot

-me

Dumbass

 

[Kate Upton]

true story

wife was in the hospital for 9 months, and it just happened.

tasted like fucking shit

 

[Down38st8]

eat a girl with a catheter in her, then get back to me

"but I wouldn't fuck michelle beadle"