Dirt says 'Patriots upgrade at QB'; Sox continue to roll - SALTY!

[Kate Upton]

Those cbs guys are some serious badasses

they love to talk about fashion, politics, tom brady and tim tebow.

braggots

A certain contingent of them also want to bang a disgusting TV personality who may or may not have a penis.

 

[chappee11]

Scherzer another really good one

It's why I ask, I'm forgetting some of these guys

Once you remove JV and Felix, it's harder to sort em out

Agreed. And Matt Moore has plenty of time to get back in the discussion, too. Just a horrible couple weeks for him.

 

[BUCCS469]

It was the Matt Moore comment wasn't it?

no....i just have to do it every once in a while....like a spasm or something

 

[Kate Upton]

john.....whats your take on drapes?

My rose bushes are coming in nicely.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

it's a defense mechanism developed over years of rejection...

"those chicks were all ugly...I wouldn't fuck any of them with someone else's dick"

~ said while walking home alone


Not ashamed to admit...I was a part time whale hunter in the military...fat chicks are/were easy prey...so when I was broke and couldn't go out, find me a nice barracks ho, make her some rommen noodles and go harpooning...

Fucking ridiculous...

"Gross"... is the word he chooses...

 

[Rock Strongo]

No Rock...never.

Apparently while you were busy defending the honor of Tom Brady and his extraordinary QB sneaking ability this morning, you missed the story I told of catching crabs from a stranger in high school.

And why are you upset Boston? You want to fuck disease ridden TV personalities.

Good for you!

hot girls have the best crabs

i got em freshman year, whole dorm floor got em

they had to fumigate lol

the culprit? a smoking, and im not kidding...smoking hot townie chick who banged like 6 of us first semester

 

[BUCCS469]

Agreed. And Matt Moore has plenty of time to get back in the discussion, too. Just a horrible couple weeks for him.

he was playing with fire earlier in the year too.....starts falling behind hitters and he is very pedestrian.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Corbin would probably win it today....Kershaw would get my vote..

Kershaws the best in baseball for my money

Dodgers got some serious coin about to be tied up, can they really be in on Cano?

 

[Down38st8]

anibal sanchez and chris sale have to be in the conversation as well

Outside looking in...but could easily get into the debate...both have been great.

 

[BUCCS469]

My rose bushes are coming in nicely.

yes i have some that are producing some very lovely fragrant flowers....gardenia's are also really doing well

 

[Down38st8]

Kershaws the best in baseball for my money

Dodgers got some serious coin about to be tied up, can they really be in on Cano?

with that TV deal? Possibly....and Beckett is off the books after next year...

 

[cerealboi]

Dickshot is like the Newman of this board.


JERRY: Not your type?

NEWMAN: Not really.

JERRY: Well, how come?

NEWMAN: Ah, she just didn't do it for me.

JERRY: What, what is wrong with her?

NEWMAN: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her, that's all that matters.

JERRY: You don't think she's attractive?

NEWMAN: No. I need a really pretty face. But, Hey, that's me.

 

[Kate Upton]

hot girls have the best crabs

i got em freshman year, whole dorm floor got em

they had to fumigate lol

the culprit? a smoking, and im not kidding...smoking hot townie chick who banged like 6 of us first semester

Yeah...mine wasn't.

She was uglier than Michelle Beadle

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Kershaws the best in baseball for my money

Dodgers got some serious coin about to be tied up, can they really be in on Cano?

Beckett is going to free up a lot of spare change.. .

 

[Rock Strongo]

Dickshot is like the Newman of this board.


JERRY: Not your type?

NEWMAN: Not really.

JERRY: Well, how come?

NEWMAN: Ah, she just didn't do it for me.

JERRY: What, what is wrong with her?

NEWMAN: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her, that's all that matters.

JERRY: You don't think she's attractive?

NEWMAN: No. I need a really pretty face. But, Hey, that's me.

"she eats her peas one at a time. gross"

 

[BUCCS469]

hot girls have the best crabs

i got em freshman year, whole dorm floor got em

they had to fumigate lol

the culprit? a smoking, and im not kidding...smoking hot townie chick who banged like 6 of us first semester

did she have a huge bush or something???

did it look like she had a wookie in a headlock?

 

[Rock Strongo]

Yeah...mine wasn't.

She was uglier than Michelle Beadle

this girl was ridiculously hot

loved her some hockey players

and the entire team loved her back

 

[Kate Upton]

yes i have some that are producing some very lovely fragrant flowers....gardenia's are also really doing well

Mulching early really does help.

Also, have you seen the 2013 riding mowers?

Exciting!

 

[Rock Strongo]

did she have a huge bush or something???

did it look like she had a wookie in a headlock?

jimmy hendrix in a leg lock

shes the first girl i went down on (nice huh?) and my first bad pube experience

came up from there open mouthed, with a pube maybe 2 inches long, stuck in my teeth. she thought i wanted to kiss her. she grabs me by the back of the head, makes out with me...stops mid tongue...pulls back, open mouth

removes said pube from her mouth

 

[BUCCS469]

Mulching early really does help.

Also, have you seen the 2013 riding mowers?

Exciting!

no i havent checked them out....not really in the market as i just got a brand new zero turn last year....thing is incredible....cut better and faster....went from 2 hours on the old riding mower to an hour tops now....and the lawn looks better to boot.