Dirt says 'Patriots upgrade at QB'; Sox continue to roll - SALTY!

[cerealboi]

Mortensen to DL = last night's fiasco requires us to call up someone to spot start on Wednesday and we don't want to use up an option on anyone.

 

[Down38st8]

jimmy hendrix in a leg lock

shes the first girl i went down on (nice huh?) and my first bad pube experience

came up from there open mouthed, with a pube maybe 2 inches long, stuck in my teeth. she thought i wanted to kiss her. she grabs me by the back of the head, makes out with me...stops mid tongue...pulls back, open mouth

removes said pube from her mouth

Did the crotchal louse jump out of her mouth too?

"WAZZZZZUP BITCHES!!!" style?

 

[Kate Upton]

did she have a huge bush or something???

did it look like she had a wookie in a headlock?

I never even saw my culprit's box.

I was 15. She was 16 I think...we fucked with the lights off.

 

[BUCCS469]

jimmy hendrix in a leg lock

shes the first girl i went down on (nice huh?) and my first bad pube experience

came up from there open mouthed, with a pube maybe 2 inches long, stuck in my teeth. she thought i wanted to kiss her. she grabs me by the back of the head, makes out with me...stops mid tongue...pulls back, open mouth

removes said pube from her mouth

god damnit...you said she was hot.....thats fucking disgusting

 

[BUCCS469]

I never even saw my culprit's box.

I was 15. She was 16 I think...we fucked with the lights off.

you can tell if the bitch has a fucking brillo pad down there though.....i know you got a stinky finger first

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Beckett is going to free up a lot of spare change.. .

It's honestly not gonna break my heart

How can any Yankee fan gripe with them not sinking in on another 10 year deal on a 30+ year old?

I think it's a very generous offer on the Yankees terms, more money per, less years, and they don't budge much

I really think it's 50/50 he walks

 

[J_E_T_S]

Tim Tebow would not approve off this conversation.

 

[Kate Upton]

jimmy hendrix in a leg lock

shes the first girl i went down on (nice huh?) and my first bad pube experience

came up from there open mouthed, with a pube maybe 2 inches long, stuck in my teeth. she thought i wanted to kiss her. she grabs me by the back of the head, makes out with me...stops mid tongue...pulls back, open mouth

removes said pube from her mouth

Awesome

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

jimmy hendrix in a leg lock

shes the first girl i went down on (nice huh?) and my first bad pube experience

came up from there open mouthed, with a pube maybe 2 inches long, stuck in my teeth. she thought i wanted to kiss her. she grabs me by the back of the head, makes out with me...stops mid tongue...pulls back, open mouth

removes said pube from her mouth

Lmao

Fucking Rock

 

[BUCCS469]

Tim Tebow would not approve off this conversation.

why not....he cuts the foreskin off small boys cocks....

 

[Andybob]

On the subject of Tebow...I've heard some great reviews for the new Superman movie, can't wait!

 

[Rock Strongo]

Did the crotchal louse jump out of her mouth too?

"WAZZZZZUP BITCHES!!!" style?

i was barely 18

i was horrified by what i saw

 

[cerealboi]

jimmy hendrix in a leg lock

shes the first girl i went down on (nice huh?) and my first bad pube experience

came up from there open mouthed, with a pube maybe 2 inches long, stuck in my teeth. she thought i wanted to kiss her. she grabs me by the back of the head, makes out with me...stops mid tongue...pulls back, open mouth

removes said pube from her mouth

Ahhhh. The good ole dental floss effect.

 

[BUCCS469]

i was barely 18

i was horrified by what i saw

what did you see???? other than bush equivilant to a 1970's pr0n

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

On the subject of Tebow...I've heard some great reviews for the new Superman movie, can't wait!

Tickets for the IMAX this Friday matinee

Same makers as Dark Knight, should be solid

 

[chappee11]

Kershaws the best in baseball for my money

Dodgers got some serious coin about to be tied up, can they really be in on Cano?

I don't think so. They are starting to realize that spending a ton of cash on an all-star team isn't worth it.

 

[Kate Upton]

you can tell if the bitch has a fucking brillo pad down there though.....i know you got a stinky finger first

Well yeah, there was hair down there, This was 1989. Chicks didn't look like the girl scouts down there at that time.

I have no idea exactly how much though.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Lmao

Fucking Rock

thats nothing

i once threw up on a girls box. she was so horrified she ran home without pants

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I don't think so. They are starting to realize that spending a ton of cash on an all-star team isn't worth it.

Just for fun, I wanna see Harper and Trout on the FA market the same winter, If that's possible

 

[Rock Strongo]

what did you see???? other than bush equivilant to a 1970's pr0n

it looked like fidel castro eating a portherhouse with his hands