Dirt says 'Patriots upgrade at QB'; Sox continue to roll - SALTY!

[BUCCS469]

eat a girl with a catheter in her, then get back to me

john.......thats the most wasted thing i think you have ever said....and you have said some pretty questionable shit over the years....

 

[Kate Upton]

you guys fuck some nasty bitches

The Boston contingent sure has...or want to.

 

[cerealboi]

Where the hell are all the MLB vbetting options?! Fuggin vbookie. Gotta put the whammy on the Yankees somehow. Snoogs - how about you predict the Yankees win tonight.

 

[Down38st8]

SHE was hot

her pussy wasnt

thats when i first realized not all hot girls have ziplock bag vaginas

In fact...fat chicks are more likely to have one..

 

[BUCCS469]

true story

wife was in the hospital for 9 months, and it just happened.

tasted like fucking shit

how does it just happen.....shit like that doesnt just happen..

 

[cerealboi]

true story

wife was in the hospital for 9 months, and it just happened.

tasted like fucking shit

Don't you mean piss?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

true story

wife was in the hospital for 9 months, and it just happened.

tasted like fucking shit

Holy Fuck

 

[BUCCS469]

In fact...fat chicks are more likely to have one..

my wife is fucking nice and it doesnt look like a grenade exploded in a pound of roast beef....you fuckers arent looking hard enough

 

[Down38st8]

I leave you all with this....

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Don't you mean piss?

He may have been trying to eat around the catheter and got disoriented.

 

[BUCCS469]

I leave you all with this....

leaving us with fail i see.......nice

 

[Down38st8]

my wife is fucking nice and it doesnt look like a grenade exploded in a pound of roast beef....you fuckers arent looking hard enough

My wife is 5'2 and weighs 120 lbs...

I hung up my harpoon when I left the Air Force and started collecting real paychecks again...

 

[BUCCS469]

He may have been trying to eat around the catheter and got disoriented.

i am really unsure if i want to hear his response to my earlier question......we are some really fucked up motherfuckers in here


we're all fucking fucked

 

[Kate Upton]

my wife is fucking nice and it doesnt look like a grenade exploded in a pound of roast beef....you fuckers arent looking hard enough

It's Boston.

They're trying extra hard to fight off the faggotry that surrounds them.

They'll lick and fuck anything they think could be female.

 

[Rock Strongo]

eat a girl with a catheter in her, then get back to me

sorry man

but i have to

point taken

 

[BUCCS469]

My wife is 5'2 and weighs 120 lbs...

I hung up my harpoon when I left the Air Force and started collecting real paychecks again...

yeah my wife is 5ft even....big old titties too weighs about the same as your old lady...120 ish....amazing she doesnt fall over being little with tits like that

 

[Kate Upton]

My wife is 5'2 and weighs 320 lbs...

I hung up my harpoon when I left the Air Force and asked this babe to leave the circus and marry me

Truth

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Lol

 

[Most Driven]

I don't think I've ever gone down on a girl I wasn't keeping around..

 

[Rock Strongo]

my wife is fucking nice and it doesnt look like a grenade exploded in a pound of roast beef....you fuckers arent looking hard enough

i was watching a show with my girl, think it was family guy

some older stripper with brian i think

says "this (points at her body), this isnt mileage, its experience. oh, and it looks like someone spilled an apple pie on my lap...hope you dont mind."