Iffster
Dude
Totally embarrassed by fellow flunky, Miguel Cabrera's double and homeruns, Justin Upton felt it behooved him to make a concession to the fans and his fat paycheck and contribute a single to tonight's contest. Of course, to keep in theme with his protest against having to work for a living, he did contribute a strikeout in a previous plate appearance. Stick it to the man!!!