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Brasky

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Beth Mowins to be first woman to call NFL play-by-play for CBS


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This isn't about women calling games. It's about how bad Beth Mowins sucks at her job.

I don't care what gender or race you are, and I don't care what creed you follow. Just call games well. She is absolutely the worst.

*edit: Ed Cunningham is the worst. She comes in a distant second.
 

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Christ. This is even more proof that College Football > NFL
 

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Does that mean she no longer works for the 4-letter AntiChrist?
 

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Watching NDSU upset Iowa last season was a lot less enjoyable than it should have been with her calling the game.
 

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This, times 10!!!

Hell, I might watch an Iowa game this year.....

















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I don't know why every female announcer has to sound exactly alike -- and they're all cringey. I honestly can't listen to the games they call.
 

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This isn't about women calling games. It's about how bad Beth Mowins sucks at her job.

I don't care what gender or race you are, and I don't care what creed you follow. Just call games well. She is absolutely the worst.

*edit: Ed Cunningham is the worst. She comes in a distant second.
This is, exactly, why she's calling games. Why do you really think CBS hired her?

And, yes, I agree ... she is pretty hurrble at her job. I can't stand listening to her.
 

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This year just keeps getting better and better...No Mussburger, No Verne, No Jesse Palmer and now less Beth. What next? Free blowjobs delivered to your door at half-time?
 

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Who is surprised this is going to happen with a League and a Network that gets their panties all in a knot over transgender bathrooms?
 

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I have to agree with everyone. Beth is just plain bad. I agree with Maize and Blue that I really don't know what a "good one" would sound like.
 

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This year just keeps getting better and better...No Mussburger, No Verne, No Jesse Palmer and now less Beth. What next? Free blowjobs delivered to your door at half-time?
You make great points ,Mussberger,Vern Palmer and Beth gone is great imo.But be e careful what you wish for.I believe Griese is still commentating and well he sucks.

Not sure how it could get better.Maybe strippers as cheerleaders?


or an upgrade with the refs?If the refs are going to suck may as well make them female right?
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because they're all flannel wearing lesbians?
Not even that. It's like they're all those bar girls that spent their life in bars in college that have the "bar voice" but grown up. Too much booze and smoking that cause this gross deep voice.
 

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Does this mean she will stop calling Iowa game?

I watch more games on Fox than I do CBS anyway. I don't mind watching RedZone on NFL Network either. If it is between her and Red Zone, I am picking Red Zone.
 
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