Day 1: Jacoby swipes Sox record 5 bases, Yankees freefall continues

[gener8tr]

You called?

Can I get an advance?

Actually, I need to know why I cannot bet on the Blue Jays game tonight?

 

[gener8tr]

Sure Rock

HAHAHAHA

Fuckin' guy was at the Watergate Hotel!

 

[black francis]

Sure Rock

hey - there's no need for that

 

[Kate Upton]

hey - there's no need for that

Rock mocking is always needed.

It's always fun too...The ugly fat fuck.

 

[BUCCS469]

Faggits... Im leaving the greatest city / country (besides philly) to come back to u cheeky feckas, minus 1 apparantly LOL

oh...did you see that massive meltdown.....

 

[Hoopla Bookie]

Can I get an advance?

Actually, I need to know why I cannot bet on the Blue Jays game tonight?

Sorry, unfortunately I cant give any advances. Even I don't have that kind of power.


I just fixed the Bluejays game for tonight.

 

[Kate Upton]

and the dumbasses here all had him in their top 5 pitchers

fucking idiots

That's because they've been told by someone on TV that he is...

Sorry, you have to pitch more than 170 innings and not strain your vaginal walls every other week to be considered a top 5 pitcher.

 

[Kate Upton]

Cueto is fucking filthy

 

[gener8tr]

Sorry, unfortunately I cant give any advances. Even I don't have that kind of power.


I just fixed the Bluejays game for tonight.

Okay, thank you.

 

[BUCCS469]

fuckin pouring again in that dump cleveland

 

[gener8tr]

Jackie Bradley Jr. is now 3-34...

 

[Lambeau Leap]

Cueto is fucking filthy

My fantasy team approves this message.

 

[gener8tr]

fuckin pouring again in that dump cleveland

Only city whose river ever caught on fire... and, of course, has more bugs than Laos.

 

[Lambeau Leap]

fuckin pouring again in that dump cleveland

Joe fucking Maddon

(Sorry, Francis, couldn't resist)

 

[black francis]

Joe fucking Maddon

(Sorry, Francis, couldn't resist)

yeah, no problem

 

[Kate Upton]

Jackie Bradley Jr. is now 3-34...

I swear to God, every time Down proclaims something, it immediately turns to shit.

He was humping CC's career shit numbers vs the Red Sox today...and look.

It's just the latest in a loooooong list of examples.

 

[Kate Upton]

My fantasy team approves this message.

Looks like Dusty isn't going to let him finish though...

2 in the pen.

 

[black francis]

cb bucknor shouldnt be allowed to be a home plate umpire

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Sorry, unfortunately I cant give any advances. Even I don't have that kind of power.


I just fixed the Bluejays game for tonight.

I just want to be able to lend my v-cash at a reasonable v-rate of interest, since I don't gamble myself.

I believe in providing services!

 

[Kate Upton]

cb bucknor shouldnt be allowed to be a home plate umpire

Word.

That guy blows.