Day 1: Jacoby swipes Sox record 5 bases, Yankees freefall continues

[fordman84]

And of course, your illegitimate bastard son...

holy shit, a tub of what looks like licorice and a chicken suit for only $192? I gotta stop and more roadside shops!

 

[fordman84]

Is that a chicken suit for less than 2-hundy?

Bargain...

Yeah, bet it's only been shit in twice.

 

[Kate Upton]

Yeah, bet it's only been shit in twice.

That's probably the least nasty thing you'd have to worry about when purchasing a used chicken suit.

 

[gener8tr]

Yeah, bet it's only been shit in twice.

Still, not a bad price, and those things ain't exactly easy to find now-a-days like they were back in the day when I was wearing one on a regular basis.

 

[gener8tr]

Ford, slide me some extra V-Sheckles, please. Hammer ain't around.

 

[fordman84]

Still, not a bad price, and those things ain't exactly easy to find now-a-days like they were back in the day when I was wearing one on a regular basis.

casual fridays?

 

[fordman84]

Ford, slide me some extra V-Sheckles, please. Hammer ain't around.

If only I had that ability. They don't trust me with the keys to the vault.

 

[gener8tr]

casual fridays?

Of course!

And I see your checking account is nearly overdrawn. Maybe we can ask The Bookie?

 

[Kate Upton]

Strasburg strained his vag again

 

[gener8tr]

Strasburg strained his vag again

Swear to God they Joba'd that dude before last year's post-season... and he was throwing darts, too. Gave-up a legit chance to win it all in hopes of winning later... and later may never come?

 

[Lambeau Leap]

Strasburg strained his vag again

Very appropriate, seeing as the Nationals trainer goes by the name of Lee Kuntz.

 

[Kate Upton]

Swear to God they Joba'd that dude before last year's post-season... and they was throwing darts, too. Gave-up a legit chance to win it all in hopes of winning later... and later may never come?

Never a guarantee, especially in baseball.

IMO, it's by far the hardest sport to just reach the postseason.

On a side note...Cueto is dealing.

 

[Kate Upton]

Very appropriate, seeing as the Nationals trainer goes by the name of Lee Kuntz.

Well with that knowledge in hand, he should be able to fix him quickly.

 

[gener8tr]

Never a guarantee, especially in baseball.

IMO, it's by far the hardest sport to just reach the postseason.

On a side note...Cueto is dealing.

Reds are a damn good ball club. Obviously I've been watching a bit of NL ball the past week, and there are some really good players I've never heard of before.

I know you're not a fan of the STL, but I caught that game the other night when they scored 4 in the 8th. to beat KC, and it was just a bunch of no-namers spraying the ball all over the field and running like the wind!

The best team (on paper) in baseball rarely wins it all... that's why it's so damn fascinating.

 

[gener8tr]

Very appropriate, seeing as the Nationals trainer goes by the name of Lee Kuntz.

Not sure I've ever mentioned this before, but I swear on my mother's life it's true.

My grandfather had a really good friend when I was kid... lil' drunkard of a dude that was good enough to be a pro bowler, but he liked whiskey too much.

Anyway, his name was Jack Knoff... I shit you not.

 

[gener8tr]

Be nice if I could spell when I'm drinking. The edit button truly is my friend.

 

[Kate Upton]

Reds are a damn good ball club. Obviously I've been watching a bit of NL ball the past week, and there are some really good players I've never heard of before.

I know you're not a fan of the STL, but I caught that game the other night when they scored 4 in the 8th. to beat KC, and it was just a bunch of no-namers spraying the ball all over the field and running like the wind!

The best team (on paper) in baseball rarely wins it all... that's why it's so damn fascinating.

The Reds are good. Their hitting can disappear at times because they have a few streak hitters in key spots, but the pitching and the D are top notch. Ludwick has been a bigger loss than people realize, and Sean Marshall going back and forth to the DL has hurt too.

The Cardinals are much better at this point than I thought they'd be, but I'm still not sold on them being as good as they appear. They're pitching way over their heads, and Beltran always goes into a 2nd half toilet.

May be wishful thinking, but I doubt it.

 

[Kate Upton]

Not sure I've ever mentioned this before, but I swear on my mother's life it's true.

My grandfather had a really good friend when I was kid... lil' drunkard of a dude that was good enough to be a pro bowler, but he liked whiskey too much.

Anyway, his name was Jack Knoff... I shit you not.

Sure Rock

 

[Hoopla Bookie]

Of course!

And I see your checking account is nearly overdrawn. Maybe we can ask The Bookie?

You called?

 

[black francis]

Strasburg strained his vag again

and the dumbasses here all had him in their top 5 pitchers

fucking idiots