Dave Lapham blew my mind today on 700

[Dr.Funke]

"I want to take Andy Dalton and measure his intestines....cause that kids got guts. If you look his small and large intestines out, they would probably wrap around the world 3 times"

This above quote is off memory, but I think it is 95% accurate.

I almost veered my car off of the highway I was laughing so hard

Another

"These AFC North games are always Slobberknockers"

 

[DanBengalfan]

don't drink and drive.

 

[bengaldoug]

Lapham is the ultimate homer announcer.....makes Joe Nuxhall look neutral....

 

[TrinDaddy]

Hawk Harrelson is the ultimate homer announcer. All other homer announcers wish they were half the homer that he is. YOU CAN PUT IT ONN THE BOOOOOARD.... YYYYES! YYEEES! MERCY!

 

[CrashDavisSports]

Hawk Harrelson is the ultimate homer announcer. All other homer announcers wish they were half the homer that he is. YOU CAN PUT IT ONN THE BOOOOOARD.... YYYYES! YYEEES! MERCY!

You must be talking about the ChiTown Sox announcer. That guy is the most annoying bastard I have ever heard.