Worst Mascot story ever......Auburn Tiger

[trojanfan12]

I always wondered what the fuck a red colored coastal wave had to do with a cot damn Elephant.

Furthermore last I checked Elephants aren't even indigenous to Alabama. I've always asked Bama fans and I can't seem to get a straight answer.

Clearly, you haven't seen most of the women in Alabama.

 

[Shanemansj13]

 

[Rolltide94]

Oh man that is a fucking great story. Full on belly laughs.

This person didn't have the greatest day either:

This made me laugh way harder than the Aubie story. Thanks Brasky.

 

[Texas Jefe]

I didn't read the article at all. I figured this was the Tiger mascot bitching about how AU can't make up their minds on who their official mascot is.....

I figured the tiger and the war eagle arguing with each other...in fact I'm still wondering

 

[lilchi721]

I always wondered what the fuck a red colored coastal wave had to do with a cot damn Elephant.

Furthermore last I checked Elephants aren't even indigenous to Alabama. I've always asked Bama fans and I can't seem to get a straight answer.

Actually Elephants used to live in the Americas.

 

[Lance Armstrong]

So we all agree, the state of alabama sucks at picking mascots.