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I only drink beer aged in a Pappy barrel, on cocoa nibs, and coriander
 

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Drink bourbon instead.
 

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I only drink beer aged in a Pappy barrel, on cocoa nibs, and coriander
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I was in a BBQ restaurant over the weekend and there was a big Coors Light poster saying something along the lines of “We love farmers and love our ingredients” and immediately thought “Uh oh, Budweiser”. Someone didn’t think this one through very well.
 

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I was in a BBQ restaurant over the weekend and there was a big Coors Light poster saying something along the lines of “We love farmers and love our ingredients” and immediately thought “Uh oh, Budweiser”. Someone didn’t think this one through very well.

Both beers suck, especially Coors Light, it's basically water. And I haven't forgotten the old commercials where the CEO of Coors is standing in a river saying "This is where we get the water for our beer". Hey fucknut, stop standing in the beer!
 

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LOL...all they have to do is make a half-way decent product. That's it. I don't actually care if they use corn syrup, but I'd prefer they didn't.

It'd be nice if we had one-a-them Rheinheitsgebot thing-a-mummies, but we don't...so in lieu of that, just make beer that's slightly less shitty and we'll buy/drink it.
 

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Both beers suck, especially Coors Light, it's basically water. And I haven't forgotten the old commercials where the CEO of Coors is standing in a river saying "This is where we get the water for our beer". Hey fucknut, stop standing in the beer!

Coors light was one of the first beers I could actually drink as an under-aged yout, because it hardly tasted like beer at all.
 

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Both beers suck, especially Coors Light, it's basically water. And I haven't forgotten the old commercials where the CEO of Coors is standing in a river saying "This is where we get the water for our beer". Hey fucknut, stop standing in the beer!

I agree. I just think the average Bud and/or Coors drinker would be more moved by an appeal to farmers than a campaign that seemingly argues that their pisswater is healthier than the other guy’s pisswater.
 

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But what if you're not an alcoholic who fancies himself as a connoisseur?

Then the corn syrup won't bother you.
 

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Bud, Coors, Miller. Doesn't matter to me. They all rank right there with Natty Light. It's worth it to spend the extra money to get something that actually tastes good.
 

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Bud, Coors, Miller. Doesn't matter to me. They all rank right there with Natty Light. It's worth it to spend the extra money to get something that actually tastes good.

Yeah. Like miller high life
 

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I agree. I just think the average Bud and/or Coors drinker would be more moved by an appeal to farmers than a campaign that seemingly argues that their pisswater is healthier than the other guy’s pisswater.
Miller Lite ran a campaign a few years back about how it had fewer carbs than the other light beers.

It made like a 5 calorie difference, I think.
 

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shots fired, shots fired.....

miller lite with a response ad during the tourney just now
 

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Miller Lite ran a campaign a few years back about how it had fewer carbs than the other light beers.

It made like a 5 calorie difference, I think.
they say half the carbs of bud light....may still only be a 5 cal difference but people who drink that swill arent big researchers anyway i imagine
 
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