Series Thread: Conference Finals Thread: Jets vs. Golden Knights

[sbb122]

I'll tell you why I hate Vegas and don't want to see them win (since my post started all of this). I live in Pittsburgh and every fucking mouth breather around here is spouting off the "der I know we never should have traded Fleury", "We kept pizza face", "the Penguins did Flower wrong". "if the Penguins and Vegas meet for the cup i'm rooting for Vegas." I hear this shit EVERY FUCKING DAY.

I know it's a business, 75% of the "hockey fans" in this city don't. Nothing personal against MAF but fuck Vegas. I'll root for the Caps if they both advanced.​

 

[forty_three]

I'll root for the Caps if they both advanced.​

We've had people say they'd prefer to root for Philly and Boston and now a Pens fan says they would root for the Caps.

Vegas must be stopped. They are tearing apart the fabric of this nation. PEOPLE ARE GOING MAD!

DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER!





Oh, and if the Kuh-niggits win, David Clarkson gets a ring. Let that sink in.

Check mate

 

[dash]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I'll tell you why I hate Vegas and don't want to see them win (since my post started all of this). I live in Pittsburgh and every fucking mouth breather around here is spouting off the "der I know we never should have traded Fleury", "We kept pizza face", "the Penguins did Flower wrong". "if the Penguins and Vegas meet for the cup i'm rooting for Vegas." I hear this shit EVERY FUCKING DAY.

I know it's a business, 75% of the "hockey fans" in this city don't. Nothing personal against MAF but fuck Vegas. I'll root for the Caps if they both advanced.​

Yeah well fuck you too!

 

[dash]

That was an interference penalty by Myers, but Carpenter did go down awfully easily. Oh, and the Knights strike on the PP.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Back to back high quality EXACT chances over a 7 second span and score on the second one... How can you not love this shit?

 

[forty_three]

How can you not love this shit?

Same show two nights in a row.

I wanted Penn and Teller and we got Blue Man Group.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Same show two nights in a row.

I wanted Penn and Teller and we got Blue Man Group.

I missed it pre-Jets game one, but they did the same show twice in the Kings series too.

That Jet got split in TWO.

And Wayne Newton, in all of his projected confusion, rang the horn. Wayne Newton!

 

[Comeds]

What a rough couple of days for Eddie O! Back and forth between DC and Baltimore. Grueling!

 

[Duke of Douchington]

What a rough couple of days for Eddie O! Back and forth between DC and Baltimore. Grueling!

Used to loathe Eddie. Then interacted with him a bit at a USHL function three years ago where he gave a pretty solid and powerful speech about being thankful for life and living every day to it's fullest. It makes me wonder if this cancer situation he dealt with this season has been a recurring issue.

 

[tsawchuk]

Well that was quick.

 

[dash]

Hellebuyck's rebound control was terrible on that Knights goal.

 

[dash]

Hey, the Knights fans with a "Refs, you suck" chant. Welcome to the club.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

If Vegas gets another PP before OT, it's over.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Welp. Just as I post that...

 

[dash]

Big Buff whiffs and Reilly goes bar down.

 

[Slimpikins]

Come on Jets, tie this up and make it interesting.

 

[BGDave]

Hang on, Sloopy

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Buff forgetting how icing works. Clutch.

 

[dash]

Buff forgetting how icing works. Clutch.

Somebody throw his suit in the shower.