Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[esls79]

Again, Parros only proves he plays it safe with his fireworks and still has 5 fingers on each hand.

 

[BGDave]

Oh boy lol

Sharp bettors are heavy on the Leafs tonight against the Blues

 

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Sharp bettors are heavy on the Leafs tonight against the Blues

 

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Sharp bettors are heavy on the Leafs tonight against the Blues

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Good game I’d say.

 

[esls79]

Classy empty netter for the hat trick but he should have yelled “the bank is open” at the top of his lungs as the puck slid toward the empty cage.

/then rode his stick until he fell off and then paddle the canoe the rest of the way to the bench

 

[blindbaby]

Good game I’d say.

If Bert could actually remember how to score, this would have been a whitewash on the scoreboard.

Still a pretty dominant performance from a team missing 3/5 of their core five performers.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I’m always going to wonder what this team would’ve been like if Marner had signed an offer sheet and the Leafs had 8 first round picks from 2020-2023.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I’ll give Dubas some credit, McCabe has been a good addition (I’ll complain about the cost though).

 

[puckhead]

Make it 8

 

[mattola]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Gio looks like he doesn’t belong on the ice here. This is awful.

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[blindbaby]

Gio looks like he doesn’t belong on the ice here. This is awful.

Forty year old body, 90 year old mind.

 

[puckhead]

Turns out he DOES have his dad's hands

 

[blindbaby]

Turns out he DOES have his dad's hands

It probably wouldn't hurt his totals if he shot the puck more instead of constantly deferring to the the incoming forward.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Every insider: “The Leafs are trying to make trades but don’t want to trade their first rounder so don’t really have anything to trade.”

Also every insider: “Boston, Florida and TB are really trying hard to add pieces and in lots of negotiations.”

Weird how none of those teams have a first round pick to trade but only the Leafs are screwed because of it lol

 

[blindbaby]

Father of Maple Leafs' Mark Giordano dies suddenly

Paul Giordano died on Thursday, the Leafs said in a post on their X account.

torontosun.com

Condolences to Mark and family. Of course these dickweeds have to go with the "died suddenly" headline (when everyone else said something on along the lines of sudden passing)

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

If someone was gonna pay a first for Tanev they would’ve by now. Leafs are probably offering a B prospect like Kokkonen and a third and Conroy’s not budging which will be hilarious when Tanev blocks the wrong shot and is done for the season.