Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

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Well, this tweet should fire up the Leafs...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Kings had prime Gretzky, Luc, Rob Blake and slightly-beyond-primes Coffey and Kurri and still couldn’t win a Cup.

 

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Kings had prime Gretzky, Luc, Rob Blake and slightly-beyond-primes Coffey and Kurri and still couldn’t win a Cup.

I blame Kelly Hrudey.

/former Medicine Hat Tigers goalie

 

[forty_three]

I blame Kelly Hrudey.

/former Medicine Hat Tigers goalie

Don't forget Marty McSorely (and Jacques Demers' spies in the Kings stick room)

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What the fuck?

 

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Cody Ceci is back in the lineup tonight...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Cody Ceci is back in the lineup tonight...

Put all your moneys on the Ducks.

 

[BGDave]

Put all your moneys on the Ducks.

And then get your kids university money
And then sell a kidney
And then get a payday loan
And then put it all on the Ducks

/safer then the stock market this week

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Tired: dumpster fires

Wired: highway fires

 

[DragonfromTO]

Tired: dumpster fires

Wired: highway fires

Burning their Ceci jerseys

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So the power play’s gone to shit, huh?

 

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

So the offence has gone to shit, huh?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Fuck this, Bucks and Lakers it is.

 

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Leafs fans are getting upset.

 

[puckhead]

 

[Darth Dawkins]

Keep watching the replay of Ceci on the first Anaheim goal and thinking he might be the most useless player I have ever seen in Blue and White. Clueless.

 

[DragonfromTO]

My dad thinks that they need to put Tavares with Clifford and Hyman to get his offense going. Nylander is screwing him up because he's a puck hog.

I'd say "can't make this stuff up" if I didn't have a tiny sneaking suspicion that he was actually repeating something he heard elsewhere in the first place.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

My dad thinks that they need to put Tavares with Clifford and Hyman to get his offense going. Nylander is screwing him up because he's a puck hog.

I'd say "can't make this stuff up" if I didn't have a tiny sneaking suspicion that he was actually repeating something he heard elsewhere in the first place.

My dad says they need to trade for Crosby

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[DragonfromTO]

My dad says they need to trade for Crosby

Yeah but at least your dad's plan sounds like a "good" plan that can't really be implemented. My dad's plan sounds like what Don Cherry will mumble about 5 years from now as he's being tossed out of a bar. Don't those pinkos know who he is?