Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[KennyBanyeah]

There’s this weird thing on the tweeter right now where people are defending JT against media attacks saying he’s struggling (he’s absolutely not struggling, btw) and I can’t find any media attacking JT.

Does this happen to other teams or are Leaf crazies just a special brand of dumb?

Happens in pretty much any Canadian market. Toronto and Montreal are the worst though:

1. More fans means more total dumbass fans.
2. More dumbass fans means more encouragement for dumbass fans.
3. Historic franchises have deeply entrenched dumbassery within their fanbases.

It's simple really.

Oh and JG Pageau >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tavares

 

[puckhead]

I love this headline
Maple Leafs continue road dominance in Dallas, remain perfect since all-star break | CBC Sports

"Remains perfect since all-star break"…. it's been TWO games.



that's on par with "my hunger strike is going very well, I haven't eaten anything since lunch"

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I love this headline
Maple Leafs continue road dominance in Dallas, remain perfect since all-star break | CBC Sports

"Remains perfect since all-star break"…. it's been TWO games.



that's on par with "my hunger strike is going very well, I haven't eaten anything since lunch"

Tomorrow's headline:

Matthews has matured since summer: leading candidate for Conacher award

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I love this headline
Maple Leafs continue road dominance in Dallas, remain perfect since all-star break | CBC Sports

"Remains perfect since all-star break"…. it's been TWO games.



that's on par with "my hunger strike is going very well, I haven't eaten anything since lunch"

Boston, Florida, Detroit, Pittsburgh, NYI, NYR, Philly, Carolina, Columbus, Colorado, Winnipeg, Chicago, Minny & Vegas are all perfect since the ASB as well, fucking biased CBC!

Happens in pretty much any Canadian market. Toronto and Montreal are the worst though:

1. More fans means more total dumbass fans.
2. More dumbass fans means more encouragement for dumbass fans.
3. Historic franchises have deeply entrenched dumbassery within their fanbases.

It's simple really.

Oh and JG Pageau >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tavares

Found out it was apparently Carlo Colaiacovo and Michael Landsberg saying he's been worse without Mitch on TSN's morning show yesterday lol.

Well fuck if the band aid ex first rounder and the Toronto leader of plastic surgery rewards points think he's playing bad might as well see what we can get for him!

 

[DragonfromTO]

Found out it was apparently Carlo Colaiacovo and Michael Landsberg saying he's been worse without Mitch on TSN's morning show yesterday lol.

Well fuck if the band aid ex first rounder and the Toronto leader of plastic surgery rewards points think he's playing bad might as well see what we can get for him!

I knew it would be Nylander's fault

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Boston, Florida, Detroit, Pittsburgh, NYI, NYR, Philly, Carolina, Columbus, Colorado, Winnipeg, Chicago, Minny & Vegas are all perfect since the ASB as well, fucking biased CBC!


Found out it was apparently Carlo Colaiacovo and Michael Landsberg saying he's been worse without Mitch on TSN's morning show yesterday lol.

Well fuck if the band aid ex first rounder and the Toronto leader of plastic surgery rewards points think he's playing bad might as well see what we can get for him!

So taking a 90 point player off your line is going to affect your performance? Who knew?

 

[dash]

They walk among us...

Man with coronavirus discharged from Toronto hospital

 

[BGDave]

They walk among us...

Man with coronavirus discharged from Toronto hospital

Just another day where I think "thank goodness I am in Kentucky. No one wants to come here"


/edit except Eddie the Eagle

 

[puckhead]

Boston, Florida, Detroit, Pittsburgh, NYI, NYR, Philly, Carolina, Columbus, Colorado, Winnipeg, Chicago, Minny & Vegas are all perfect since the ASB as well, fucking biased CBC!

Vancouver, too.
fucking eastern bias.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Just another day where I think "thank goodness I am in Kentucky. No one wants to come here"


/edit except Eddie the Eagle

I guarantee that Elizabeth Banks will be there (and talking non-stop) in about 3 months

 

[dash]

Leafs need more grit so they recall Gravel.

/Brian Burke (not BBB) likes this.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Leafs need more grit so they recall Gravel.

/Brian Burke (not BBB) likes this.

Gravel and Sandin, grittiest 3rd pair

 

[dash]

Gravel and Sandin, grittiest 3rd pair

BBB stops at the drugstore on his way home to pick up the following:

 

[BGDave]

BBB stops at the drugstore on his way home to pick up the following:

From personal experience, that stuff is worthless for preventing sea sickness

 

[BGDave]

Gravel and Sandin, grittiest 3rd pair

 

[dash]

Gravel and Sandin, grittiest 3rd pair

Concrete evidence that DragonfromTO is a fine contributor.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

From personal experience, that stuff is worthless for preventing sea sickness

So are face masks for preventing the Wuhan but...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Concrete evidence that DragonfromTO is a fine contributor.

True cornerstone of our community.

 

[DragonfromTO]

So are face masks for preventing the Wuhan but...

Wuhan Clan ain't nothing to fuck with?

 

[dash]

Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wuhan tonight