Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[Winged_Wheel88]

Unsure if this is the original Rob Ford thread, but it seems to fit here anyway. Apparently no one knows where the fuck Rob Ford is right now. He was last spotted in Chicago last week but he apparently said, "Don't worry, I'll be back. Don't change the locks." Which I am sure is reassuring to everyone in Toronto.

I didn't spend too much time on the photoshop (in case you couldn't tell). It's more of a conceptual thing.

(I love this card so much)

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Soooo today I wake up to the headline "Rob Ford finding rehab fun."

Apparently he's having a grand old time. Said it's like "football training camp."

 

[forty_three]

Soooo today I wake up to the headline "Rob Ford finding rehab fun."

Apparently he's having a grand old time. Said it's like "football training camp."

 

[mattola]

 

[dash]

Does Randy Carlyle have an explanation yet for what happened in the last 4 weeks of the season?

 

[mattola]

Does Randy Carlyle have an explanation yet for what happened in the last 4 weeks of the season?

he was asked that question and he answered


MAPLELEAFHOCKEY

but only

HODOR came out

 

[mooger_35]

Hahahahaha

And he gets a two year extension. Well done... well done.

 

[dash]

Nazem Kadri on the trading block now?

 

[blindbaby]

Hahahahaha

And he gets a two year extension. Well done... well done.

wow

 

[dash]

Attaboy Shanny!!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Does Randy Carlyle have an explanation yet for what happened in the 3rd period of game 7 last season?

FTFY.

/Also acceptable "the last 47 seasons"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Nazem Kadri on the trading block now?

the time is right for Gillis to pull the trigger on a Luongo for Kadr ... oh

 

[mattola]

Hahahahaha

And he gets a two year extension. Well done... well done.

i thought this was a joke lol

 

[mattola]

the time is right for Gillis to pull the trigger on a Luongo for Kadr ... oh

Booth for Kadri?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Does Randy Carlyle have an explanation yet for what happened in the last 4 weeks of the season?

Something about rehab being as fun and awesome as football training camp.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hahahahaha

And he gets a two year extension. Well done... well done.

2 more years to figure out how to work the toaster

 

[dash]

Booth for Reimer?

I'd make that swap Matty.

 

[mattola]

I'd make that swap Matty.

you know what. I would as well

 

[dash]

Damien Cox @DamoSpin Keeping Randy Carlyle was exactly the right decision. Worth noting, however, that extension and changing assistants didn't save Ron Wilson.

By the way, Damien Cox has been tagged as the Darren Dreger of Sportsnet...

/12 more years

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I wouldnt trade BOOTH for Reimer

BOOTH WILL BE COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR NEXT SEASON

BOOK IT!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!