Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I can't believe they just shrugged off that flying elbow from Livingston last night, that was all kinds of dirty. Oh well.

Someone had to be sacrificed.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

It's too bad the weather looks like it'll be absolute shit tomorrow night. The city went absolute bonkers after Friday's win - I was at a house in Queen West (good 15-20 minute drive from downtown in good traffic) and the amount of horns and screaming coming from the street and balconies was crazy.

/Wednesday's looking great for a parade though

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[BGDave]

Really. Who uses a knife and fork to eat apples

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Really. Who uses a knife and fork to eat apples

Board Man does.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Streetcars be making their own tracks here these days.

 

[DragonfromTO]

I did something like that at an Olive Garden once but they weren't apples.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I did something like that at an Olive Garden once but they weren't apples.

Gonna need a you version of this shirt then:

 

[DragonfromTO]

Gonna need a you version of this shirt then:

I think that Barstool probably already sells some version of my shirt.

Also, that shirt is so awesome.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I think that Barstool probably already sells some version of my shirt.

Also, that shirt is so awesome.

I'd be buying it if it could be here by tonight and I plan on buying a shit ton of apples at some point today.

Dougie hucked milk, Kawhi shills for big fruit. Our stars only do healthy promo.

/Ignore those Sundin McDonalds ads. Fake news. All Gretzky's fault.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Really think Kevin Durant is gonna play tonight.

 

[DragonfromTO]

I'd be buying it if it could be here by tonight and I plan on buying a shit ton of apples at some point today.

Dougie hucked milk, Kawhi shills for big fruit. Our stars only do healthy promo.

/Ignore those Sundin McDonalds ads. Fake news. All Gretzky's fault.

I've been eating pizza exclusively for lunch on game days (I don't eat dinner when I'm playing at night) with great success so far. I threw up last Thursday but we only had 7 guys and we won and I scored so I'm not holding it against the pizza.

But now that I think about it, if the Raptors don't win tonight we could have another low turnout this Thursday.

 

[BGDave]

Not the biggest basketball fan, but all this talk of apples and pizza inspired me to put all my cheddar (VCash variety) on the Raps tonight.

 

[dash]

Really. Who uses a knife and fork to eat apples

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I've been eating pizza exclusively for lunch on game days (I don't eat dinner when I'm playing at night) with great success so far. I threw up last Thursday but we only had 7 guys and we won and I scored so I'm not holding it against the pizza.

But now that I think about it, if the Raptors don't win tonight we could have another low turnout this Thursday.

Why just game days?

I got Nino d'Aversa making me pies every day at 11:30. Three year contract with a limited no-move (can switch it to Il Paesano's on weekends).

 

[dash]

He'll play, you know he'll play. He'll play on crutches. He will play...

 

[forty_three]

https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/maple-leafs-patrick-marleau-selling-toronto-house-11-888m/

 

[DragonfromTO]

https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/maple-leafs-patrick-marleau-selling-toronto-house-11-888m/

Yeah the story is that even if he had stayed with the Leafs he was planning to rent it for a year from the new buyer. He apparently decided/"had" to sell it for business reasons that had nothing to do with his trade request.

 

[naslundfan19]

He'll play, you know he'll play. He'll play on crutches. He will play...

 

[esls79]

Did the NBA borrow some NHL refs for the 4th quarter?