Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[mattola]

the lady who got nailed apparently screamed ... "he's going to eat my pussy"

holy fuck did I snort laugh at this

 

[jstewismybastardson]

had to step away from the computer while reading this lol

Tale of the tape: Rob Ford - SBNation.com

Per Anonymous Scout, Ford does have several strengths.

STRENGTHS


1.Knows where he's going.
2.Does accelerate to something like an unimpressive top speed quickly, though we're not sure what kind of stance that is.
3.Can definitely overwhelm someone of a lesser size in a confined space.
4.Keeps his legs moving through the hit, "though it sort of looks like when you run into a punter and try to hold him up"

The rest is pretty grim from a scouting perspective.


WEAKNESSES


1.Ford doesn't do a good job of exploding off the outside leg when taking the turn. "He throttles down and gathers too much while turning." Not indicative of elite body control.
2.Zero technique. "I don't even know what stance he's coming out of here."
3."No one in this video displays any knee bend whatsoever."
4.Abysmal pad level.
5.Appears to get winded just a few steps into the drill. Definitely has suspect conditioning.
6.This isn't a football field and he shouldn't be hitting anyone, especially another elected official.

 

[mattola]

Yahoo Canada News ‏@YahooCanadaNews 1m
Rob Ford says "You guys have just attacked Kuwait," during debate to reduce his powers, vows "all out war." #topoli

 

[dash]

Yahoo Canada News ‏@YahooCanadaNews 1m
Rob Ford says "You guys have just attacked Kuwait," during debate to reduce his powers, vows "all out war." #topoli

Instead of Operation Desert Storm, this is Operation Dumbo Drop.

 

[mattola]

Yahoo Canada News ‏@YahooCanadaNews 2m
BREAKING: Toronto city council votes to reduce Mayor #RobFord's office budget. #TOpoli


I heard this morning that Ford gave all his staff $5K bonuses for sticking with him during this. I wonder if this affects that.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Yahoo Canada News ‏@YahooCanadaNews 2m
BREAKING: Toronto city council votes to reduce Mayor #RobFord's office budget. #TOpoli


I heard this morning that Ford gave all his staff $5K bonuses for sticking with him during this. I wonder if this affects that.

After the beans spilled by his former staffers, there is no way Ford is buying their silence, is there??

 

[dash]

Yahoo Canada News ‏@YahooCanadaNews 2m
BREAKING: Toronto city council votes to reduce Mayor #RobFord's office budget. #TOpoli


I heard this morning that Ford gave all his staff $5K bonuses for sticking with him during this. I wonder if this affects that.

It's $5000 or free maintenance for as long as you own the car, standard Ford deal.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

 

[mattola]

|HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit CNN

 

[dash]

You don't think CNN is trying to generate some Web hits with that banner, do you Matty?

 

[dash]

Springfield Shopper > CNN

 

[puckhead]

 

[juliansteed]

I think he would come across as being a lot more professional if he went by 'Robert'.

 

[mattola]

Strombone ‏@strombone1 17h
Also can't stop thinking about how I came so so close to having the greatest mayor in the world. Can't have it all I guess :-(

 

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Strombone ‏@strombone1 17h
Also can't stop thinking about how I came so so close to having the greatest mayor in the world. Can't have it all I guess :-(

I didn't realize Bobby Lou was that close to joining the Flames

 

[BlueWolfZero]

I didn't realize Bobby Lou was that close to joining the Flames

Isn't he being sued though?

 

[dash]

Isn't he being sued though?

What's a little litigation?

Mayor Naheed Nenshi to fight $6M 'Godfather' lawsuit - Calgary - CBC News

 

[forty_three]

Enough to Eat at Home

I apologize in advance.

 

[BlueWolfZero]

What's a little litigation?

Mayor Naheed Nenshi to fight $6M 'Godfather' lawsuit - Calgary - CBC News

That sounds like one of those "I am jealous he is mayor and I am not" lawsuits.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

300!