Comedy Lead out of Ottawa

[forty_three]

Mendes is a quality journalist. Too bad I don't subscribe to the Athletic.

There is one, giant, penis-shaped reason why I will NEVER sub to the Athletic.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Mendes is a quality journalist. Too bad I don't subscribe to the Athletic.

Got my athletic subscription originally because mike halford paid for a lap dance i got at the #5 orange here during my brothers stag and i felt obligated to pay him back but he hasnt written for them in over a year so i didnt renew in october ... its up to dash to cut and paste those stories now lol.

 

[sbb122]

This was supposed to be a turnaround season for the 23-year-old, who struggled through injuries and confidence issues last season. Indications throughout camp from both general manager Pierre Dorion and head coach D.J. Smith were that White was having a strong camp, but the Senators' third highest-paid forward this season ($4.75 million) has been skating on a line with Alex Galchenyuk and taxi squad member Michael Haley since final cuts were made on Tuesday.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This was supposed to be a turnaround season for the 23-year-old, who struggled through injuries and confidence issues last season. Indications throughout camp from both general manager Pierre Dorion and head coach D.J. Smith were that White was having a strong camp, but the Senators' third highest-paid forward this season ($4.75 million) has been skating on a line with Alex Galchenyuk and taxi squad member Michael Haley since final cuts were made on Tuesday.

Ottawa hit paydirt thanks to Boston's stupidity in that draft at 18 but they misfired on this one bad considering who the next three picks were.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

heh

 

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[KennyBanyeah]

DJ Smith's evaluation of who plays well is...interesting, to say the least.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Mike Babcock’s former assistant making baffling lineup choices at the center position on opening day?

Chip off the ol’ block right there.

 

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[KennyBanyeah]

I was never a fan of the Murray signing but I thought he'd be better than this.

That being said, the D that Dorion put together for this year is ECHL level, outside of Chabot.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I mean, they did beat the Leafs once.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What is an Artem Zub?

 

[dash]

What is an Artem Zub?

I don't know, but I used to work with a guy named Rob McDonald in Calgary and we had a plant in Sarnia where there was a guy named Rob Macdonald. Of course, Rob Macdonald in Sarnia would get e-mails intended for Rob McDonald in Calgary, so he changed his name (at least in the company directory) to Zub Macdonald. Rob McDonald in Calgary came up with this little ditty (think Beverly Hillbillies theme):

Also, it helps to let you know that the plant in Sarnia was a petrochemicals plant.

Well let me tell you a story 'bout a man named Zub
With such a strange name he could be a rubby dub
He used to be a Rob but he changed it cause it seems
He was breathing too much of the polyethylene

Fumes that is...Altered states

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Coulda been the bad schnitzel

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Normally this is where i say FOR LOUI !!!! but he has a newborn and his family didnt come with him to ottawa

 

[forty_three]

Normally this is where i say FOR LOUI !!!! but he has a newborn and his family didnt come with him to ottawa

Also the two people talking about it are Kypreos and MacLean...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[thedddd]

Derek Stepan May Miss The Rest Of The Season

Senators center Derek Stepan's shoulder injury appears to be severe enough to end his season.

www.prohockeyrumors.com

There goes any chance of getting an asset for him at the trade deadline.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I’m not gonna defend Eugene Melnyk or anything but this is kinda rich considering Florida’s owner is a hedge fund guy who was a Trump cabinet nominee lol

 

[forty_three]

I’m not gonna defend Eugene Melnyk or anything but this is kinda rich considering Florida’s owner is a hedge fund guy who was a Trump cabinet nominee lol

And the GM is the AGM from when he played here.