Comedy Lead out of Ottawa

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If that car crashed INTO the home, why is the FRONT of the car sticking out of the house?

I think it actually drove through the garage first (assuming at the back/side of the house) and still had enough speed/power to crash through the front living room bay window.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Woman injured when SUV smashes into home | CBC News

Did somebody mix up the gas and brake pedals?!?

Fuckin' Audi drivers!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I think it actually drove through the garage first (assuming at the back/side of the house) and still had enough speed/power to crash through the front living room bay window.

Versprung der wohnzimmer

 

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Fuckin' Audi drivers!

They're almost as bad as BMW drivers

 

[forty_three]

I think it actually drove through the garage first (assuming at the back/side of the house) and still had enough speed/power to crash through the front living room bay window.

And yet, not one collapsed body panel, no broken lights, nary a scratch on 'er.

TOUGH AS NAILS THEM AUDIS

They're almost as bad as BMW drivers

At least we use turn signals.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

If that car crashed INTO the home, why is the FRONT of the car sticking out of the house?

THIS CALLS FOR A FORENSIC INVESTIGATION .... YAHHHHHHHHH

 

[mattola]

 

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If the Flames could ink Big Save Dave at close to that number and term, I would be pleased.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Martin Raymond was sick of the Uber crowd and is now preaching his PP gospel to teenagers.

Martin Raymond se joint au Programme Hockey De Mortagne

 

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[KennyBanyeah]

I like this hire. He's liked by players and he should help the D-corps. He wasn't a very good head coach making the big decisions; he probably wasn't ready (probably never will be). Nice hair though.

 

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he probably wasn't ready (probably never will be). Nice hair though.

Jake Virtanen to Ottawa?!?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I don't even know what to make of this one lol.

'I'm your minister and you're a f—ing loser': Eugene Melnyk recounts Lisa MacLeod's alleged public tirade

 

[forty_three]

I don't even know what to make of this one lol.

'I'm your minister and you're a f—ing loser': Eugene Melnyk recounts Lisa MacLeod's alleged public tirade

To be fair, if you want to scream obscenities at old people, a Rolling Stones concert is a great choice.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

As low as my opinion on Sens fans may be, I really can't see anybody being super excited to "fall in love" with 45 icings a game.

Smith believes Sens fans will ‘fall in love’ with Zaitsev’s game - TSN.ca

 

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It's an Arty party in Ottawa...

 

[BGDave]

It's an Arty party in Ottawa...

I think that gets the Sens to the cap floor. Congrats!

Still lots of room to sign Marner to the $13M AAV he so clearly deserves.

 

[thedddd]

I think that gets the Sens to the cap floor. Congrats!

Still lots of room to sign Marner to the $13M AAV he so clearly deserves.

I just mattolla'ed this on the other tread.

Anyway it should get the Sens to the cap floor but also lowers the cap hit for the Hawks even though they paid out more money.

 

[forty_three]

I think that gets the Sens to the cap floor. Congrats!

Still lots of room to sign Marner to the $13M AAV he so clearly deserves.

God, could you imagine if TO got the next 4 OTT first rounders?

They would never find Melnyk's body and the people of Ottawa would randomly kill anyone named Eugene for good measure.

 

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God, could you imagine if TO got the next 4 OTT first rounders?

They would never find Melnyk's body and the people of Ottawa would randomly kill anyone named Eugene for good measure.

Except for this guy, he's a national treasure...