Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

[Mofo]

Personally, this was my favorite fan design

Something about the rust and teal really worked I thought.

With that said, I do like the color choices made via the logos. Now I just want to see a real full uniform.

Mine too. The theme, puns and mascot pretty much wrote themselves, and it would've looked sharp on the ice.

The Kraken unis feel weak, and I doubt socks and helmet are going to improve the look much. That said, after thinking about it this morning, Kraken is an upgrade on the Golden Knights, which feels generic in almost every way, right down to their jerseys looking like something worn in practice.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I just don't know if a Toronto Argonauts colo(u)r scheme is the greatest for drawing fans to home games...

 

[scoutyjones2]

Seattle Sockeyes is the perfect name, this is a blunder @#$@ .... Let's name the Seahawks the Seattle Crawdads, or name the Seattle Mariners the Seattle Oysters ... I mean @#$^@# Sockeyes just flows and 100 percent should have been the name, in my opinion of course...

I disagree...Sockeyes doesn't flow

Plus, sounds like a craft project...oh look Johnny, use these sock eyes on your sock puppet...

 

[thedddd]

Just wait

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[puckhead]

strong twitter bio

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Mine too. The theme, puns and mascot pretty much wrote themselves, and it would've looked sharp on the ice.

The Kraken unis feel weak, and I doubt socks and helmet are going to improve the look much. That said, after thinking about it this morning, Kraken is an upgrade on the Golden Knights, which feels generic in almost every way, right down to their jerseys looking like something worn in practice.

 

[Mofo]

Sorry. If it makes you feel any better, they're better than the Jets.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Sorry. If it makes you feel any better, they're better than the Jets.

I hate the caps.

 

[forty_three]

strong twitter bio

Dear Tentacle People,
Scott Harrington is my favorite player.

Love,
Everyone in Columbus.

 

[puckhead]

the rivalry has begun. shots fired

 

[jstewismybastardson]

the rivalry has begun. shots fired

on q13 they had some derp reporter say “thats the logo that is coming for the other teams in the league ... especially you vancouver”

shoulda named them the Seattle coronavirus

 

[RP-29]

That’s a nice jersey, Jack Johnson will look good in it...

I look at the secondary logo above and Lucic immediately comes to mind.

PK Subban is going to look great in these.

I'd add my "this Red Wing player" will look good in these unis, but I won't bother... There's no doubt Seattle is gonna straight-up PASS on taking a Wing...

 

[thedddd]

Will be popular with the:

Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

 

[forty_three]

Stick some suction cups on him and he's ready to go!

 

[TheDayMan]

I disagree...Sockeyes doesn't flow

Plus, sounds like a craft project...oh look Johnny, use these sock eyes on your sock puppet...

What? It flows way better than lame ass Kraken, and it sounds like a salmon... who the shit thinks of googley eyes when they think sockeye?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Dear Tentacle People,
Scott Harrington is my favorite player.

Love,
Everyone in Columbus.

Please don't take Jeff Skinner, who I am so happy is under contract for six more years.

 

[forty_three]

Please don't take Jeff Skinner, who I am so happy is under contract for six more years.

The good news is no one will believe it when a Pens fan says Jack Johnson is their favorite.

 

[thedddd]

The good news is no one will believe it when a Pens fan says Jack Johnson is their favorite.

Marcus Pettersson is awesome. Yeah go check his contract and you will see why he is my second favorite right behind JMFJ.

 

[elocomotive]

Son?