Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

[Comeds]

Wonder who the first player to tweet "Release me from the Kracken" will be....

 

[thedddd]

Wonder who the first player to tweet "Release me from the Kracken" will be....

It will be Jack Johnson because he will want to go play for coach that understands him and wanting to play for a winning culture.

 

[elocomotive]

Mariners, Kraken, Seahawks.... you're close to the ocean. We get it.

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

I disagree...Sockeyes doesn't flow

Plus, sounds like a craft project...oh look Johnny, use these sock eyes on your sock puppet...

Hell yeah it flows, Seattle Sockeyes flows a helleuva lot better than the Seattle krack heads...

 

[forty_three]

Nick Foligno lurks here, I bet.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Hell yeah it flows, Seattle Sockeyes flows a helleuva lot better than the Seattle krack heads...

I disagree

 

[Judge Fudge]

Well...

I learned two things new today and I've been up for a just under a hour.....


Good start to the day

 

[elocomotive]

I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for a licensing deal I can tell you I'll need money, because what my lawyers have are a very particular set of skills. Skills they have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you license my likeness now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

 

[puckhead]

 

[elocomotive]

I wonder if they'll have free peanuts at the arena so people will be Kraken them throughout the game. Get it?

Uh... guys?

GUYS?!?!?

 

[dash]

I wonder if they'll have free peanuts at the arena so people will be Kraken them throughout the game. Get it?

Uh... guys?

GUYS?!?!?

I'm shocked - Shell shocked!

 

[thedddd]

I laid the seed now for JMFJ to Seattle.

 

[dash]

He's right

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Wonder who the first player to tweet "Release me from the Kracken" will be....

They gotta sign Adam Cracknell to a pto so they can release him

 

[esls79]

Now that they have an official name the NHL can get rid of the placeholder for the #1 pick. Nicely done NHL.

 

[dare2be]

Release the Jack-en.

Pens should have done that 2 years ago.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Burninating the NHL
Burninating the players
Burninating all the peoples
In the thatched roof arenas!

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

I disagree

Is that the new Kracken logo ? Lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[puckhead]

first player should be Philippe Myers, just for the Phil M Kraken joke.




and yes, I looked alphabetically through all NHL players to find one that would work.