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Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

jstewismybastardson

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Loui keeps finding the wrong net :noidea:

was hoping frankie got his east van shit together and louis foot would wash up later this year still in his skate :noidea:
 

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God motherfucking damnit
 

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Will the arena be affectionately be called the Crack' House?
 

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"That's his first goal as a krakhead!"

"I mean... KrakEN"
 

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I hope their goal song is "dopeman" by NWA
 

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That’s a nice jersey, Jack Johnson will look good in it...

Once again, the Jackets will trade with an expansion team so they *don't* take Johnson.
 

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So the xfl team in seattle was originally gonna be named the kraken lol
 

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So the xfl team in seattle was originally gonna be named the kraken lol

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