Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[dash]

The Lume lady must be going on a bender.

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Bedford Dwellings. Bedford Ave. Caller said that some lady jumped through his office window and is assaulting people with a can of air freshener.

bsky.app

Well, at least the trail to catch this person is fresh.

 

[sbb122]

Another reason why I despise most Steelers fans and the media in Pittsburgh.

The local ABC affiliate took off the Rangers/Capitals game at 3 PM and put on a Steelers pregame show for the game that starts at 8:30 tonight. Fuck off

 

[dash]

Another reason why I despise most Steelers fans and the media in Pittsburgh.

The local ABC affiliate took off the Rangers/Capitals game at 3 PM and put on a Steelers pregame show for the game that starts at 8:30 tonight. Fuck off

That stinks.

 

[thedddd]

I see @sbb122 is really pissed about the tv change.

Or @dash are you in town?

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Downtown. 959 Liberty Ave - Fine Wine and Good Spirits. Caller said that they’re an employee. Caller claims that there is an old man with a lit cigarette and a bad attitude refusing to leave.

bsky.app

 

[thedddd]

And who knew @Comeds was in town.

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

East Allegheny. 318 Cedar Ave - Giant Eagle. Caller works in the meat department and said that an individual severely misunderstood its concept and dropped his pants at the counter. He is refusing to leave.

bsky.app

 

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[thedddd]

You know a bitter pirate fan made this art.

 

[dash]

If the Steelers lose to the Bengals tonight, I expect more bad attitudes and pants to be dropped

 

[thedddd]

You know a bitter pirate fan made this art.

Hmmm I can’t find this now. But the drawing was a cartoonish thing of Pittsburgh. It has PNC park and was showing the score with the Pirates losing 12-0.


Edit: found it- Pittsburgh | 1,000 Piece Puzzle

 

[Comeds]

And who knew @Comeds was in town.

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

East Allegheny. 318 Cedar Ave - Giant Eagle. Caller works in the meat department and said that an individual severely misunderstood its concept and dropped his pants at the counter. He is refusing to leave.

bsky.app

In my defense, I was really really sober.

 

[scoutyjones2]

I have no idea what Malkin brings to the team.

 

[thedddd]

I have no idea what Malkin brings to the team.

He is cooked

 

[thedddd]

Typical Penguin game tease us and then this.

Click

 

[thedddd]

Someone is upset they got a large salty load dumped on them. :higgy:

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Beechview. West Liberty Ave at Pauline Ave. Caller said that they were following a salt truck and it dropped an unusual amount of salt on the road. No one is ever happy.

bsky.app

 

[thedddd]

Might actually be an ok pickup for the Pirates.

Pirates Interested In Alex Verdugo

The Pirates are looking for corner outfield help this offseason and have interest in free agent Alex Verdugo. Read more at MLB Trade Rumors.

www.mlbtraderumors.com

If he can play like he did pre-Yankees then that OBP will be useful. Granted this team is still void of additional power bats.

 

[forty_three]

Jackets in the Paint Can tonight looking for their first win there since Obama was in office.

On the line: Jumping the Habs to WC2 spot.

 

[thedddd]

Jackets in the Paint Can tonight looking for their first win there since Obama was in office.

On the line: Jumping the Habs to WC2 spot.

Honestly, I don't care which team wins tonight. As long as it puts more distance between the last wild card and the likes of the Flyers, Rags and Isles.


EDIT I would like to the Jackets back in the playoffs if the Sabres or Senators can't make it.

 

[thedddd]

^ Yeah I know the Flyers haven't been there for a while but f**k them and their coach!

 

[forty_three]

They just said that Malkin is out tonight. Both teams like this. He always feasts on us.


Also, it seems Owen Pickering and Denton Mateychuk are cousins. They train together in the offseason, and this is obviously the first time they have played against each other in the show.

 

[thedddd]

Amazing with Pickering is one of the very few bright spots from the Hextall era.

Thought he was going to be a bust but had played well since being called up.