Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[dash]

The Lume lady must be going on a bender.

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Bedford Dwellings. Bedford Ave. Caller said that some lady jumped through his office window and is assaulting people with a can of air freshener.

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Well, at least the trail to catch this person is fresh.

 

[sbb122]

Another reason why I despise most Steelers fans and the media in Pittsburgh.

The local ABC affiliate took off the Rangers/Capitals game at 3 PM and put on a Steelers pregame show for the game that starts at 8:30 tonight. Fuck off

 

[dash]

Another reason why I despise most Steelers fans and the media in Pittsburgh.

The local ABC affiliate took off the Rangers/Capitals game at 3 PM and put on a Steelers pregame show for the game that starts at 8:30 tonight. Fuck off

That stinks.

 

[thedddd]

I see @sbb122 is really pissed about the tv change.

Or @dash are you in town?

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Downtown. 959 Liberty Ave - Fine Wine and Good Spirits. Caller said that they’re an employee. Caller claims that there is an old man with a lit cigarette and a bad attitude refusing to leave.

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[thedddd]

And who knew @Comeds was in town.

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

East Allegheny. 318 Cedar Ave - Giant Eagle. Caller works in the meat department and said that an individual severely misunderstood its concept and dropped his pants at the counter. He is refusing to leave.

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[thedddd]

You know a bitter pirate fan made this art.

 

[dash]

If the Steelers lose to the Bengals tonight, I expect more bad attitudes and pants to be dropped

 

[thedddd]

You know a bitter pirate fan made this art.

Hmmm I can’t find this now. But the drawing was a cartoonish thing of Pittsburgh. It has PNC park and was showing the score with the Pirates losing 12-0.


Edit: found it- Pittsburgh | 1,000 Piece Puzzle

 

[Comeds]

And who knew @Comeds was in town.

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

East Allegheny. 318 Cedar Ave - Giant Eagle. Caller works in the meat department and said that an individual severely misunderstood its concept and dropped his pants at the counter. He is refusing to leave.

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In my defense, I was really really sober.

 

[scoutyjones2]

I have no idea what Malkin brings to the team.

 

[thedddd]

I have no idea what Malkin brings to the team.

He is cooked

 

[thedddd]

Typical Penguin game tease us and then this.

Click

 

[thedddd]

Someone is upset they got a large salty load dumped on them. :higgy:

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Beechview. West Liberty Ave at Pauline Ave. Caller said that they were following a salt truck and it dropped an unusual amount of salt on the road. No one is ever happy.

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