Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[scoutyjones2]

One shot, one goal for lumbus...click

 

[sbb122]

15,183 if I heard correctly on the broadcast

I'm curious when face off wins started to be tracked.

 

[dash]

15,183 if I heard correctly on the broadcast

I'm curious when face off wins started to be tracked.

Google search comes back with the following:

The NHL started officially tracking face-off statistics for record-keeping purposes during the 2005–06 season. However, the NHL began tracking face-off statistics in 1997

 

[forty_three]

Letang pushed Monahan's face into the boards from behind in the second.

Monahan played one shift in the third and left. Will not return.




Olivier - do your thing.

 

[forty_three]

Extra bonus hockey in the Burgh.

 

[thedddd]

Penguins are the worst team when up by two goals.

 

[dash]

Penguins are the worst team when up by two goals.

Canucks fans have entered the chat.

 

[thedddd]

Off to a shootout. This is a guaranteed Jackets win now.

 

[forty_three]

Thanks, Obama Marchenko

 

[sbb122]

Jarry could not make a save if his life depended on it.

He's brutal

 

[thedddd]

Jarry could not make a save if his life depended on it.

He's brutal

Hell this team couldn’t win or for that matter score in a shootout if their life depended on it.

It is mind numbing as to how bad they are at the shootout.

 

[puckhead]

Penguins are the worst team when up by two goals.

 

[thedddd]

lol.. they are the same teams. Essentially can’t keep a lead.

The last two for the Penguins:

Up 3-1 on the Jackets lost in OT
Up 2-0 on the Canes lost in OT


The rest were further back, like ironically when the Canucks beat them after the Penguins had an early 2-0 lead. Most of their other recent loses they just sucked.

 

[forty_three]

I offered you a trade package centered around sniper Mathieu Olivier, but you refused.

 

[dash]

With the Oilers in the Burgh tonight, it's appropriate that it is Star Wars night at PPG Arena as the Oilers love the 80's

 

[thedddd]

With the Oilers in the Burgh tonight, it's appropriate that it is Star Wars night at PPG Arena as the Oilers love the 80's

 

[dash]

^

He looks like he's ready to take the stage to perform some Night Ranger songs

 

[thedddd]

^

He looks like he's ready to take the stage to perform some Night Ranger songs

The cover band is called Men in Motion and they only do late 80's Night Ranger songs.

They are too cool to use a name like Sister Christian or even sing their good songs.

 

[forty_three]

I saw that guy in a Primanti's drive through* in a giant bedliner colored Jeep.




*No idea if Primanti's even has a drive through.

 

[thedddd]

I saw that guy in a Primanti's drive through* in a giant bedliner colored Jeep.




*No idea if Primanti's even has a drive through.

You essentially described every man from the ages 45-60 who lives in the South Hills of Pittsburgh.
Granted most are just party in the back with nothing in the front.