Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

@forty_three
Real Jeep owners:

 

[wings-pens2166]

They were actually presented sandwiches with no fries on top.

Mother fu…

 

[wings-pens2166]

My daughter went to Italy as part of the Student Ambassadors and on the bus ride to Pompeii they were told they were having Pizza Americana for dinner, so they had quite the hoot trying to figure out what that meant. Her guess was BBQ Chicken Pizza.

I spent about 4 years of my life living in Italy. Believe me, there ain’t much the dudes won’t put on pizza.

 

[thedddd]

Thank god it is preseason because anytime your plan is to replace a top forward with Simon you are in trouble.

 

[thedddd]

Re-assign all your top prospects no need to give them a chance on the NHL roster when you can give:
Brian Boyle, Sam Lafferty, Dominik Simon and Chad Ruhwedal a roster spot.

Penguins Announce Training Camp Roster Moves | Pittsburgh Penguins

The Pittsburgh Penguins have reduced their training camp roster to 30 players, it was announced today by general manager Ron Hextall.

www.nhl.com

Reassigned:
F - Kasper Bjorkqvist
F - Filip Hallander
F - Nathan Legare
F - Sam Poulin
D - P.O Joseph

 

[thedddd]

Good news:

Pens' Crosby returns to practice following surgery

Sidney Crosby returned to practice for the Penguins, but his status for Tuesday's regular-season opener against Tampa Bay has yet to be determined.

www.espn.com

 

[dash]

 

[sbb122]

Plan the parade

 

[dash]

If Penguins fans don't start calling him Emperor, I will be sad

 

[thedddd]

Seriously, think about going from your top two centers of Crosby/Malkin to a "youth movement <sarcasm>" of Carter/Boyle?

 

[dash]

Carter/Boyle sounds like a political ticket. Make the Penguins Great Again.

 

[dare2be]

Make Penguins Emperor Again

 

[sbb122]

Carter/Boyle sounds like a political ticket. Make the Penguins Great Again.

 

[forty_three]

Fuck Jeff Carter

 

[scoutyjones2]

Carter/Boyle sounds like a political ticket. Make the Penguins Great Again.

Sounds like a painful sore

 

[dash]

Sounds like a painful sore

It might have to be lanced lol

 

[thedddd]

So the Pengiuns are going with Rodrigues, Simon, Boyle, Lafferty and Angello on this roster.
If that doesn't scream bottom dweller, nothing will.

The ONLY one they didn't screw up was recalling Drew O'Conner.

 

[dash]

Rodrigues, Simon, Boyle, Lafferty and Angello

No case is too small...

 

[thedddd]

 

[thedddd]

^ Per what I am hearing Matheson might be out longer-term.