Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[dare2be]

^ Per what I am hearing Matheson might be out longer-term.

Best news I've heard all week.

 

[thedddd]

Best news I've heard all week.

This was prior to the PO Joseph recall:

Matheson Out For Penguins Opener, Day To Day

Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Mike Matheson will miss Tuesday’s season opener against the Lightning in Tampa, coach Mike Sullivan announced. Sullivan said Matheson’s “status is day to day.” Matheson left Friday’s practice early with what Sullivan called a nagging lower-body injury, one that...

pittsburghhockeynow.com

But per what I read about the PO Joseph recall was it might be longer than anticipated.
I hope it is true.

 

[dash]

 

[thedddd]

This was prior to the PO Joseph recall:

Matheson Out For Penguins Opener, Day To Day

Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Mike Matheson will miss Tuesday’s season opener against the Lightning in Tampa, coach Mike Sullivan announced. Sullivan said Matheson’s “status is day to day.” Matheson left Friday’s practice early with what Sullivan called a nagging lower-body injury, one that...

pittsburghhockeynow.com

But per what I read about the PO Joseph recall was it might be longer than anticipated.
I hope it is true.

Welp nevermind PO was sent back down and Matheson is fine.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Welp nevermind PO was sent back down and Matheson is fine.

 

[wings-pens2166]

Welp nevermind PO was sent back down and Matheson is fine.

 

[sbb122]

Malkin skated this morning in a track suit

 

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Malkin skated this morning in a track suit

Did they have to pull it out of the shower first?

 

[sbb122]

Did they have to pull it out of the shower first?

 

[sbb122]

 

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I make sure my shake has plenty of Malk with vitamin R.

 

[dare2be]

Fuck Dallas.

 

[thedddd]

Fuck Dallas.

On the positive side, they are yet to lose in regulation.

 

[thedddd]

 

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[forty_three]

I would bet some coed at Pitt or Robert Morris also has COVID.


And cocaine

 

[thedddd]

the current #1 center on the Penguins

 

[scoutyjones2]

On the positive side, they are yet to lose in regulation.

Are you channeling Malkin?

 

[mattola]

 

[wings-pens2166]

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but is it just me or does Guerin really seem like a guy that would do something as despicable as that? He kinda does.