Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[forty_three]

I would support Trump if he built a border wall between Ohio and Pennsylvania to keep those fucking drivers out of this state

Something we can agree on. But it would have to be a really tall wall because of all the Jeeps.

 

[thedddd]

Bizzaro Penguin game today. It is the Penguins who have 15 shots and the Bolts only have 3 so far!

 

[thedddd]

Fuck Jake Guentzel for embellishing that hit.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Goal every 4 shots.

 

[dash]

Goal every 4 shots.

Torts, is that you?

 

[dash]

This is why you need a shovel at Penguins home games...

 

[thedddd]

^ I am sticking to this story. That old asshat was actually a Flyer fan in disguise.

 

[dash]

^ I am sticking to this story. That old asshat was actually a Flyer fan in disguise.

Did James Kneel wear #18 with the Pens? I was hoping to see Neal on the nameplate, but it was MacDonald which is paying tribute to Lowell MacDonald I believe.

 

[thedddd]

Did James Kneel wear #18 with the Pens? I was hoping to see Neal on the nameplate, but it was MacDonald which is paying tribute to Lowell MacDonald I believe.

Kneel or Galchenyuk would have been appropriate for this person.
But sadly this guy dragged Lowell MacDonalds name into this.

 

[thedddd]

World Series baby. Yeah lets sign a 29 year old never has been to help their issues in the OF.

Pirates Sign Burch Smith, Bryce Johnson To Minor League Deals

The Pirates signed journeyman right-handed reliever Burch Smith to a minor league deal and spring training invite. Read more at MLB Trade Rumors.

www.mlbtraderumors.com

NOTE: The link, in the article, is to the wrong Bryce Johnson.

This is the correct player: Bryce Johnson Stats, Height, Weight, Position, Rookie Status & More | Baseball-Reference.com

 

[thedddd]

This is why you need a shovel at Penguins home games...

Found out where this guy ended up after being kicked out.

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

South Side. South 12th Street at East Carson - Cindy Esser Plaza. Caller says that a man is taking ornaments off a decorated tree in the park and throwing them at cars.

bsky.app

 

[Comeds]

Michael Bunting and I have something in common. I was hit yesterday and get a load of the fucking idiot that hit me.


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Yes those are Ohio plates.

I would support Trump if he built a border wall between Ohio and Pennsylvania to keep those fucking drivers out of this state

Glad to hear that nobody was hurt. My daughter was involved in a fender bender last month (100% her fault), nobody hurt in that collision and I will be paying the deductible as well for repairs.

Glad everyone is OK.
It's going around, someone rear ended my mother (waits for comments) and really damaged her car. She's 81 and amazingly is fine.

 

[thedddd]

Click! Short handed goal to boot.

 

[sbb122]

Fuck this team and their terrible fucking goaltenders

 

[sbb122]

Colby Armstrong absolutely has zero personality for broadcasting

 

[sbb122]

Had a tough time deciding where to put this, the music thread or the Pittsburgh thread

These "tribute" bands make me irrationally angry lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Pit outshooting Seattle 16-2.

Score is 1-1. Seattle goal short handed lol

 

[thedddd]

Pit outshooting Seattle 16-2.

Score is 1-1. Seattle goal short handed lol

How the Penguins prevent giving up 5 goals., don't allow 5 shots.

 

[sbb122]

Jarry has given up 3 goals on 13 shots. 2 in :50 to give up a 2-1 lead. Pack your fucking bags

 

[thedddd]

23rd time this season they gave up multiple goals in the third period.

That is the worst in the league. Suck on that Canuck fans!