Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

Jared Jones... 5 innings gives up 1 hit and strikes out 7 on 59 pitches. Yep pull him and go to the awful bullpen.

 

[thedddd]

Pirates pull their young stud pitcher to let the bullpen blow the lead.
Torts pulls his goalie in a tie game with 3 minutes left to essentially eliminate the Penguins
Whats next the Steelers gonna announce TJ Watt is retirning or something.

 

[dash]

Pirates pull their young stud pitcher to let the bullpen blow the lead.
Torts pulls his goalie in a tie game with 3 minutes left to essentially eliminate the Penguins
Whats next the Steelers gonna announce TJ Watt is retirning or something.

Get ready for Chase Claypool 2.0

 

[forty_three]

Pirates pull their young stud pitcher to let the bullpen blow the lead.
Torts pulls his goalie in a tie game with 3 minutes left to essentially eliminate the Penguins
Whats next the Steelers gonna announce TJ Watt is retirning or something.

Torts is Sullivan's mentor
Sullivan never called Torts to tell him not to do it
Therefore Sullivan needs to be fired.

 

[sbb122]

Torts is Sullivan's mentor
Sullivan never called Torts to tell him not to do it
Therefore Sullivan needs to be fired.

 

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lol - We'll never see those prices on the snack shack board again

 

[sbb122]

Scored a power play goal to end his career

He was named 3rd star of the game. Penguins all stayed on the ice with him and stick tapped.

 

[dash]

Scored a power play goal to end his career

He was named 3rd star of the game. Penguins all stayed on the ice with him and stick tapped.

That's well done by the Isles

 

[sbb122]

That's well done by the Isles

Palmieri gave the game puck to the Penguins equipment manager too in the background after shaking Carter’s hand

 

[forty_three]

That's well done by the Isles

They're gonna need a lot of hand sanitizer now, though

 

[thedddd]

Pirates' Chapman gets 2-game ban for tantrum

Pirates pitcher Aroldis Chapman has received a two-game suspension and an undisclosed fine for his "inappropriate actions" during Monday's loss to the Mets.

www.espn.com

Aroldis needs more of this to calm himself down.

Aroldis Chapman seen squeezes older woman's breasts | Daily Mail Online

Pittsburgh Pirate player, Aroldis Chapman, seen squeezes older woman's breasts

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[puckhead]

Aroldis needs more of this to calm himself down.

Aroldis Chapman seen squeezes older woman's breasts | Daily Mail Online

Pittsburgh Pirate player, Aroldis Chapman, seen squeezes older woman's breasts

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[thedddd]

The picture above reminded me as to why the fook isn't Paul Skenes in the majors.

IPs: 12.2 hits: 5 BB: 4 Ks: 27 R: 0 ER: 0 ERA: 0.00 WHIP: .711

Putting it in perspective. That hand in the picture above got further on the base paths than hitters against Skenes.

 

[thedddd]

@sbb122 -> On my facebook feed about the Pirates just posted something about Gary Redus.
This is YET another thing that pissed me off about Leyland. He loved his platoons so much he would rather suffer through mediocre players in a platoon vs getting actual hitters.

Wasn't it like from 90 to 92 we were stuck watching Merced and Redus play 1st base?!?

 

[sbb122]

@sbb122 -> On my facebook feed about the Pirates just posted something about Gary Redus.
This is YET another thing that pissed me off about Leyland. He loved his platoons so much he would rather suffer through mediocre players in a platoon vs getting actual hitters.

Wasn't it like from 90 to 92 we were stuck watching Merced and Redus play 1st base?!?

Yep exactly right. Merced liked smoking weed more than he liked playing baseball.

The two things I remember most about Redus was him having blue eyes as an African-American, and him getting drilled in the head, against the Dodgers by a Tim Crews fastball and his entire eye blew up.

 

[thedddd]

Yep exactly right. Merced liked smoking weed more than he liked playing baseball.

The two things I remember most about Redus was him having blue eyes as an African-American, and him getting drilled in the head, against the Dodgers by a Tim Crews fastball and his entire eye blew up.

Oh yeah I forgot about the Tim Crews incident. He looked worse than Kris Draper did after the Turtle checked him from behind.

 

[thedddd]

"We are a huge disappointment. We underachieved so much and it's very disappointing. There's no other way to say it"
-Erik Karlsson

Hey Erik I FIFY...
"I was a huge disappointment. I underachieved so much, and it's very disappointing."

 

[thedddd]

Yeah lets call up Quinn Priester...

Can they just admit he is a bust and move on.

 

[thedddd]

Nope I am not crying....I am just cutting onions.

 

[dare2be]

^ The last good story of the season.

Have there been any other bright spots in this 0-6 run against the Moneybags? Haven't watched since, thank goodness.