Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

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My dad, who was a mechanic, used to bitch the only reason we have safety inspections for vehicles is due to all the pieces of shit cars from Ohio.

My nightmare is being on any road and seeing Florida and Ohio plates

You’re taking your life into your hands when they’re around you

 

[thedddd]

My nightmare is being on any road and seeing Florida and Ohio plates

You’re taking your life into your hands when they’re around you

In Atlanta if you aren’t going at least 15 mph over the speed limit you are either old, from Florida or both.
And 90% of the slow drivers in the left lane are from Florida.

 

[forty_three]

My nightmare is being on any road and seeing Florida and Ohio plates

You’re taking your life into your hands when they’re around you

Having grown up in DC and Baltimore, spent considerable time in Philadelphia, Los Angeles and much of Florida. As well as having attempted to drive in Connecticut and Boston there is nothing Ohio drivers can do to scare me. The ones in the West Virginia-ey part of Ohio drive some pretty fucked up redneck engineered cars, so that's a little scary knowing they could disintegrate at any moment. But I make up for that by never going that way.

Now Pittsburgh on and off ramps...

 

[thedddd]

Having grown up in DC and Baltimore, spent considerable time in Philadelphia, Los Angeles and much of Florida. As well as having attempted to drive in Connecticut and Boston there is nothing Ohio drivers can do to scare me. The ones in the West Virginia-ey part of Ohio drive some pretty fucked up redneck engineered cars, so that's a little scary knowing they could disintegrate at any moment. But I make up for that by never going that way.

Now Pittsburgh on and off ramps...

What are these things you call on/off ramps?

 

[forty_three]

What are these things you call on/off ramps?

That ten foot section you have to accelerate to or decelerate from 80 MPH between the highway and the side street that is closed.

 

[thedddd]

 

[thedddd]

It’s a ‘Burgh thing…

 

[thedddd]

Ok reading through mlb transactions…when the fook was Shelby Miller a Pirate?!?

He was activated and they made mention of all his prior teams. He must have sucked so hard there was nothing to remember.

 

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It’s a ‘Burgh thing…

Pittsburgh Steel-Grey-ers

 

[sbb122]

NESN is starting their own Pittsburgh Sportsnet network

 

[thedddd]

NESN is starting their own Pittsburgh Sportsnet network

That was the only thing entertaining about the Penguins broadcasts was when Errey threw out a sexual innuendo.

If they bring Mears back then we do know they had no intention of spending money, he is awful.

 

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That was the only thing entertaining about the Penguins broadcasts was when Errey threw out a sexual innuendo.

If they bring Mears back then we do know they had no intention of spending money, he is awful.

Mears was just fired too

 

[sbb122]

Mark Madden is trying to plant a seed that they should hire Pierre Maguire. I will never watch another Penguin game again if that happens

 

[forty_three]

Mark Madden is trying to plant a seed that they should hire Pierre Maguire. I will never watch another Penguin game again if that happens

You guys can hire the Blue Jackets radio guy. He's from Pittsburgh and worshipped Lange. Flapjacks on a Ferris Wheel, he is terrible.



Please? Please hire him.

 

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You guys can hire the Blue Jackets radio guy. He's from Pittsburgh and worshipped Lange. Flapjacks on a Ferris Wheel, he is terrible.



Please? Please hire him.

No thanks, I’d have a hard time remembering how to spell his last name when bitching about him because of that ridiculous out of place G in it lol

 

[thedddd]

Mark Madden is trying to plant a seed that they should hire Pierre Maguire. I will never watch another Penguin game again if that happens

Mark Madden is a dipshit taint licker.


Woooaaa I must be getting soft in my old age. As someone who knew Mark personally that might have been the nicest comment I made about him.

 

[thedddd]

I can go on for days about that taint licker but in general terms for someone who had a lot of pull (no clue how or why outside he was a loud mouth) in the youth hockey scene in the 80's and 90's he did absolutely NOTHING to help kids. Everything was to expand his personal agenda to get "in" with the Penguin players and become "famous".
Essentially he is the fat slob who sits in his mom's basement, that had an obsession with the Penguins and it's players and did anything to get close to them.

His personality on the radio is him in real life, a total douchebag and had no qualms about ruining a kids potential in youth hockey if it didn't expand his own personal gains.

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Yeah, I am a little salty because I had a lot of personal items with him. When I turned 16 and started to drive I had to pick his cheap lazy ass up on the way to the rink as he was our coach. He refused to buy a car due to how cheap he was.

Also, I saw first hand how he got kids blacklisted, and it happened to me later on as I questioned shit he did during games. Seriously, in freaking youth hockey, he would sit kids for entire games, not for discipline but treated them like NHL 4th liners in a playoff game.

 

[forty_three]

No thanks, I’d have a hard time remembering how to spell his last name when bitching about him because of that ridiculous out of place G in it lol

He expects to be called Bobby Mac. Probglem solved.

 

[thedddd]

You know the Pirates are bad when the rosters expand to only bring sucky re-treads back up.

Pirates To Select Miguel Andujar

The Pirates are going to select infielder/outfielder Miguel Andujar today, reports Jason Mackey of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. He will take …

www.mlbtraderumors.com

 

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You know the Pirates are bad when the rosters expand to only bring sucky re-treads back up.

Pirates To Select Miguel Andujar

The Pirates are going to select infielder/outfielder Miguel Andujar today, reports Jason Mackey of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. He will take …

www.mlbtraderumors.com

Is this the guy who had a really good rookie season with the Yankees and then basically just fell off the face of the Earth?