Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

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[thedddd]

Pittsburgh Penguins Sign Austin Wagner To PTO

The Pittsburgh Penguins have added gritty forward Austin Wagner on a professional tryout.

www.prohockeyrumors.com

Pittsburgh Penguins Sign A Pair Of Defensemen To PTOs

Pittsburgh Penguins Sign A Pair Of Defensemen TO PTOs

www.prohockeyrumors.com

Seriously Pysyk should be an upgrade over Ruhwedal or Friedman, if not his NHL career will continue to be over.
Hajek has no hope with Smith and PO Joseph in front of him.

 

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Also opening day of training camp at PPG arena...

 

[thedddd]

^ Fake news! Not enough gray hair!

 

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The only thing that gets beat other than the Pirates at PNC Park must be ass

 

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The only thing that gets beat other than the Pirates at PNC Park must be ass

It used to be Sister Sledge, now it's Sister Slug.

 

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The only thing that gets beat other than the Pirates at PNC Park must be ass

Chick in the white immediately begins yanking hair... The female equivalent to a cheap shot

 

[thedddd]

The only thing that gets beat other than the Pirates at PNC Park must be ass

few observations with more to come.

1. How many bleached blondes became bleached blues?
2. Don't fuck with around with an amazon looking bitch in white boots.
3. No one spilled any IC Light.

 

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few observations with more to come.

1. How many bleached blondes became bleached blues?
2. Don't fuck with around with an amazon looking bitch in white boots.
3. No one spilled any IC Light.

Somebody called the check in the pink boots “the denim demon”

 

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few observations with more to come.

1. How many bleached blondes became bleached blues?
2. Don't fuck with around with an amazon looking bitch in white boots.
3. No one spilled any IC Light.

Another observation:

4. Damn that portapotty is spacious... Is that for handicaps or females? Because the ones I'm accustomed to I'm bumpin elbows with the walls while tryin to avoid pissing my pants after waiting 15 minutes to get an available toilet.

 

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Another observation:

4. Damn that portapotty is spacious... Is that for handicaps or females? Because the ones I'm accustomed to I'm bumpin elbows with the walls while tryin to avoid pissing my pants after waiting 15 minutes to get an available toilet.

It holds up to 4 comfortably lol

 

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It holds up to 4 comfortably lol

Wish they all did... I'm sure the smell is the same, but extra elbow room is a plus

 

[thedddd]

Another observation:

4. Damn that portapotty is spacious... Is that for handicaps or females? Because the ones I'm accustomed to I'm bumpin elbows with the walls while tryin to avoid pissing my pants after waiting 15 minutes to get an available toilet.

Oh yeah great point. Those are the fancy ones with the side urinal on them.

 

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Another observation.

Pittsburgh...physically located in the north-east but is white trash country bumpkins in spirit.

 

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Oh yeah great point. Those are the fancy ones with the side urinal on them.

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Yep. The cramped ones even have them. Always an odd sound/feeling when the sound of your piss pouring out is a ways to your right lol. I've been drunk enough to think I might be going deaf in my left ear beacuse of this.

 

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Another observation.

Pittsburgh...physically located in the north-east but is white trash country bumpkins in spirit.

Hey, isn't West Virginia just a stone's throw away?

 

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Hey, isn't West Virginia just a stone's throw away?

And we are downwind from Ohio.

 

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Have not read the article (might have to fire up Firefox)

 

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And we are downwind from Ohio.

Those fucking Ohio drivers shouldn’t be allowed across the border.


Build the wall!!!!

 

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Those fucking Ohio drivers shouldn’t be allowed across the border.


Build the wall!!!!

My dad, who was a mechanic, used to bitch the only reason we have safety inspections for vehicles is due to all the pieces of shit cars from Ohio.