Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[forty_three]

that Rob Rossi Athletic article on the Pens management mess/ineptitude is really making the rounds ... heard them mention this excerpt of the Fenway meeting with Hextall on the radio this morning lol ... even Jim Benning would have had a slideshow ready!

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They are lucky he didn't slash them across the ankles when they asked.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Letang Crosby and Sullivan had to talk Malkin off the ledge

 

[thedddd]

Hextall and Burke are up there with the worst hires in the recent NHL.

 

[sbb122]

I read that this morning. Hextall should never have another NHL job ever again

 

[mattola]

I read that this morning. Hextall should never have another NHL job ever again

Torts never held practice in Vancouver, he never talked to the AHL team and he had a bed installed in his office. he got another job lol

 

[thedddd]

I read that this morning. Hextall should never have another NHL job ever again

Come on he is perfect for the Flyers or Rangers organizations.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[mattola]

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i know we are on Hextal but man does that review sum up trump lol

"Trump makes one believe for a moment in the American dream again"

makes me think they left out ... "and then he takes your money and leaves you nothing"

 

[thedddd]

Now I understand why Hextall wore his Make Penguins Great Again hat at his hiring press conference.

 

[thedddd]

Lol… wish it was real.

 

[dash]

Lol… wish it was real.

I cracked up with Jagr and the blonde girl with the fake breasts

 

[thedddd]

I cracked up with Jagr and the blonde girl with the fake breasts

My three Jagr blond with fake tits experiences from back in the day. Crazy as they all sound, all are sadly true.

1. Buddy of mine back then was a big guy, in shape and could get anyone he wanted. Fun fact found out recently it was men that he wanted. Didn't change anything for me, we are still good friends.
Anyway this was around '92-'93 we were at Kennywood and we "ran into" Jagr and Straka while getting on the Thunderbolt. They just happened to come into line behind us. Friend went hey and started chatting it up with Jagr. Jagr took a liking to him since he could help him get "good pussy". Laughed at that comment and no we didn't hang out with them after that because as Jagr said he had no time as he was too busy with all the other "pussy" around him that day.

2. Forget the club name (@dare2be, @sbb122, @FaCe-LeE-uS might remember) but it was the club in Station Square back in the early to mid 90's. Anyway was there with a girl I was dating at the time, Jagr came in and was at the bar. She was a huge Penguins fan and wanted to go meet him. I warned her, he won't give her the time of day because she wasn't a blonde. So when she went up to him, he told her to get away from him. I laughed my ass off, and I bet that is the reason we were no longer dating after that night.

3. My mom (RIP) worked in a day care out in Monroeville back then. The one blonde who was very attractive brought her baby to the day care while she was going to school. The lady was dumb as a tree stump...She asked my mom that she was worried her baby would speak Czech when they learned to speak. So naturally my mom asked why, she went on to tell her it was Jagr's kid. Trust me there are a LOT of Jagr's kids floating around western PA that he disowned. Luckily for this lady she was very attractive, married a Dr and he adopted the kid as his own. The only reason I know that part, she friended my mom and my mom was invited to the wedding.

 

[sbb122]

^
Chauncy’s?

 

[mattola]

Fucking Jagr still owes an old online gaming site I worked for $475,000 USD .... deadbeat

 

[thedddd]

^
Chauncy’s?

Oh that is right! Thanks!

 

[thedddd]

They are here to fuck shit up
and
Jagr can help with that Pam/Pan dilemma.

 

[forty_three]

3. My mom (RIP) worked in a day care out in Monroeville back then. The one blonde who was very attractive brought her baby to the day care while she was going to school. The lady was dumb as a tree stump...She asked my mom that she was worried her baby would speak Czech when they learned to speak. So naturally my mom asked why, she went on to tell her it was Jagr's kid. Trust me there are a LOT of Jagr's kids floating around western PA that he disowned. Luckily for this lady she was very attractive, married a Dr and he adopted the kid as his own. The only reason I know that part, she friended my mom and my mom was invited to the wedding.

But did the kid speak Czech?

 

[thedddd]

But did the kid speak Czech?

Lol… of course and he had a long flowing black mullet.


Seriously I don’t think my mom interacted with her after she was married. So not sure if they ever taught the kid about who his father was and his nationality.

 

[thedddd]

The Hextall/Burke years:

 

[sbb122]

This passes for news in the town of yinzers




There is about a 90% chance the thief was wearing a Hines Ward jersey in the month of May as well