Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[sbb122]

So Hextall said they aren't making any more moves on defense.

They are better defensively today but still are missing another winger or two not sure how/what he has planned.

Well with 1.8M in cap space he can sign me and you for league minimum

 

[thedddd]

Well with 1.8M in cap space he can sign me and you for league minimum

We still got the hands but the speed is all gone. I guess we would work well with Carter.

 

[dare2be]

We still got the hands but the speed is all gone. I guess we would work well with Carter.

Or hang out in the left faceoff circle guarding OV.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Opens up $3million + in cap space.

Just the first effects of the Letang contract

Marino has 5 years left at 4.4 million a year, Smith has 1 year left at $1,263,333 including bonuses.

Marino sucks anyway. No loss

 

[sbb122]

Stolen from a Penguins post on Facebook lol


Dumb trades. They flipped the lumpy mattress when they needed to get a new one.

 

[thedddd]

Still no clue on Larsson which stinks because out of all the forwards signed him alone was better than all the others combined.

 

[thedddd]

Stolen from a Penguins post on Facebook lol


Dumb trades. They flipped the lumpy mattress when they needed to get a new one.

Or they purchased one of these.

Mattress Topper With Free MyPillow Percale Sheets

Twin (37.5" x 74.5" X 3")Twin XL (37.5" x 79.5" X 3")Full (53.5" X 74.5" X 3")Queen (59.5" X 79.5" X 3")RV Queen (59.5" X 73.5" X 3")King (75.5" X 79.5" X 3")California King (71.5" X 83.5" X 3")Split King (37.5" x 79.5" X 3") QTY 2

www.mypillow.com

 

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[sbb122]

Chances of Penguins winning the cup awarded next June

 

[scoutyjones2]

Is Guentzel not on the team

 

[thedddd]

Is Guentzel not on the team

He is under 30 so that would kill the tweet.

 

[thedddd]

Good news after next seasons first round exit Zucker and Dumoulin will be gone.

 

[thedddd]

Chances of Penguins winning the cup awarded next June

A Few more zeros

 

[thedddd]

Don't let their age fool you.

 

[dash]

Don't let their age fool you.

I think that guy on the right above is Ron Stackhouse.

 

[mattola]

Chances of Penguins winning the cup awarded next June

And it's still better chances than the Canucks

 

[scoutyjones2]

Good news after next seasons first round exit Zucker and Dumoulin will be gone.

They aren't making the playoffs

 

[obxyankeefan]

I love all the positivity on this board.

 

[dare2be]

I love all the positivity on this board.

I'm positive the Pens have no chance this year.

 

[thedddd]

I love all the positivity on this board.

Hey at least I said they will have the predictable first round loss.