Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[forty_three]

That Johnson's okay. Unless you're a golf cart.

But taunting Pitt over JMFJ has gotten me a GodSmack. Look in the Lumbus thread.




I am heading out now with my pitchfork

 

[dash]

That Johnson's okay. Unless you're a golf cart.

lol - Edited my post to put in the right Johnson.

 

[dare2be]

Would it help if I added "Stanley Cup Champion"?

It worked adding HOF to GMJR, so...

 

[forty_three]

 

[sbb122]

Can the Penguins just fire fucking Hextall already? You don’t need ten fucking defenseman

 

[dash]

That's not how you spell Jack Johnson.

 

[dare2be]

Can the Penguins just fire fucking Hextall already? You don’t need ten fucking defenseman

They do with Letang on the ice.

/Insert Too Much Man meme here

 

[naslundfan19]

Full trade

 

[sbb122]

Full trade

So he’s freeing up capspace. Is he going to take a run at Nazem Kadri?

 

[forty_three]

Full trade

The rare trade where both fanbases are calling for their GM to be fired.

 

[sbb122]

Never mind, Petry still has 3 years left at over 6M lol

 

[forty_three]

Never mind, Petry still has 3 years left at over 6M lol

Yeah, I was just looking at capfriendly like

 

[Comeds]

Not sure about the logic, especially with Petry having three years left in his contract. He's a good player and a good guy, hope he does well for you.

I like Poehling too but he's not so great.

 

[thedddd]

Let’s free up cap space to bring in Jeff Petry.

 

[dash]

Let’s free up cap space to bring in Jeff Petry.

Hey, he's Marjorie Taylor Greene's favorite player - Oh sorry, that's Jeff Peachtree.

 

[Comeds]

Oh.

Petry asked to be traded last season because his wife wasn’t happy with the COVID-19 restrictions in Quebec and had returned to the family home in Michigan with their three sons while also pregnant with a fourth boy, who was born on Monday.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Would it help if I added "Stanley Cup Champion"?

I thought about making that my reply first.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

You probably can get one good year out of Petry. Gives the Pens a pretty solid second pairing. If he drops off a cliff you can just send him to Arizona.

Think today’s moves are pretty good overall for the Pens.

 

[thedddd]

Oh.

Petry asked to be traded last season because his wife wasn’t happy with the COVID-19 restrictions in Quebec and had returned to the family home in Michigan with their three sons while also pregnant with a fourth boy, who was born on Monday.

I guess him and Archibald will hit it off then.

 

[thedddd]

So Hextall said they aren't making any more moves on defense.

They are better defensively today but still are missing another winger or two not sure how/what he has planned.