Comedy gold out of Edmonton

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Andrew Grose‏@GroseAndrew

I left 2 Oiler tickets on my dash and somebody broke into my car and left 2 more.

 

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[Cobiemonster]

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

No specific word on what it IS about, but there's this:

TSN has confirmed that no coaching changes are imminent.

 

[forty_three]

Better this guy:

Than this one:

 

[jstewismybastardson]

not sure if its been mentioned but the Coil have 0 players in their lineup that they drafted after the 1st round

Detroit had 17 players in their lineup on Sunday v the Canucks that were drafted after round 1



#Oilers MacTavish on not drafting impact players outside 1st round: “It undermines the performance of everything we do, on and off the ice.”

 

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The quote of the morning from the Oilers presser from MacT: "Don't lop me in with the previous coaches and management, I've only been here 18 months"

 

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@Jeremywilhelm
The Oilers are so bad, they are losing a press conference.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

not sure if its been mentioned but the Coil have 0 players in their lineup that they drafted after the 1st round

Detroit had 17 players in their lineup on Sunday v the Canucks that were drafted after round 1



#Oilers MacTavish on not drafting impact players outside 1st round: “It undermines the performance of everything we do, on and off the ice.”

Tyler Pitlick and Jeff Petry (although Petry was drafted in 2006, long before the current nightmare). Sorry to be that dick, but this was discussed on the radio last night and caught my attention since I had mentioned something about their god awful drafting/development after round 1 a few weeks back.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

The quote of the morning from the Oilers presser from MacT: "Don't lop me in with the previous coaches and management, I've only been here 18 months"

"Don't lop me in with the previous coaches and management, I've only been here 6 months." -Darryl Sutter, after winning the Stanley Cup

"Don't lop me in with the previous coaches and management, I've only been here 8 months." -Brad Treliving, overseeing a rebuild that has taken 1/5 of the time it's taken Edmonton

 

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Mark Spector @SportsnetSpec
Wait a second… DId MacT just say that Horcoff demanded to be paid like the Sedins - so the Oilers agreed?

 

[forty_three]

I had a stressful few days and was in a bad mood this morning. So I went and re-read this thread from the start.

I feel better now. Except for this dull ache in my sides from laughing.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I had a stressful few days and was in a bad mood this morning. So I went and re-read this thread from the start.

I feel better now. Except for this dull ache in my sides from laughing.

You know what other thread is great for the same purpose?

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...dical-new-playoff-idea.html?highlight=radical

Oh yeah.

 

[esls79]

You know what other thread is great for the same purpose?

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...dical-new-playoff-idea.html?highlight=radical

Oh yeah.

Pretty sure the victory in the bank only works once you make the playoffs.

 

[forty_three]

You know what other thread is great for the same purpose?

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...dical-new-playoff-idea.html?highlight=radical

Oh yeah.

The original freaking neat thread too.

 

[Judge Fudge]

The more I hear about the Oilers. The more my stomach hurts from laughing so hard

 

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Oilers press conference summed up in 40 seconds: This is brilliant.

 

[mooger_35]

Oilers press conference summed up in 40 seconds: This is brilliant.

Sums up the organization right now too

 

[mattola]

Oilers press conference summed up in 40 seconds: This is brilliant.

i just watched it 3 straight times lol