Comedy gold out of Edmonton

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Even google is on board:

 

[jstewismybastardson]

ahh i see Nicholsons getting hired because Katz is naming Kevin Lowe COO of Rexall Drugs

 

[DragonfromTO]

Lowe getting canned? or losing business related responsibilities ?

I think he is taking over Lowe's duties at home with his wife. Plus he has to walk his dog and play with his kids and shit.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I think he is taking over Lowe's duties at home with his wife

Have things between Kevin Lowe and his wife Karen gone downhill?

 

[DragonfromTO]

Have things between Kevin Lowe and his wife Karen gone downhill?

I don't know, but how long could you last being married to him?

 

[forty_three]

I don't know, but how long could you last being married to him?

Every GMs wife in the league would love to trade bedrooms with her.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Have things between Kevin Lowe and his wife Karen gone downhill?

I was waiting for a moguls pun

 

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TSN says Bob to the Oil expected to be made official on Friday.

Oilers expected to hire Nicholson on Friday

 

[Cobiemonster]

Can't wait to see how the Oilers screw up this years draft

Haydn Fleury anyone?

 

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Can't wait to see how the Oilers screw up this years draft

Haydn Fleury anyone?

I'm hoping they select William Nylander myself

 

[Cobiemonster]

I'm hoping they select William Nylander myself

I actually like William Nylander, it's just that if the Oilers don't get Aaron Ekblad, the peer pressure to get a d-man somehow will be high and they'll take Haydn Fleury, in hopes that he is their next big d-man

 

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I was thinking more in the vein of how Michael Nylander spurned the Oilers several years ago, so the Oilers draft William and he does the same (lol).

 

[Cobiemonster]

I was thinking more in the vein of how Michael Nylander spurned the Oilers several years ago, so the Oilers draft William and he does the same (lol).

ala Eric Lindros, and then the Oilers trade William to the Flyers for Nicklas Grossmann(who the Oilers think will cure all their ailments on defense)

 

[puckhead]

I think he is taking over Lowe's duties at home with his wife. Plus he has to walk his dog and play with his kids and shit.

full time job combing the fat kid's afro

 

[Cobiemonster]

VIDEOHUB

Presser here

 

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CCtsn: This Bob Nicholson appointment would work so well if he could just pick up a phone to get Crosby, Stamkos and Doughty to join the team??

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'm hoping they select William Nylander myself

when he played, didnt poppa Nylander gloss himself the "Swedish Gretzky"?

this could end up being fun

 

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Upon first glance, I read Oilers have signed Pekka Rinne and I thought wat?

Oilers sign Finnish winger Pakarinen to two-year contract

 

[forty_three]

Edmonton Oilers offseason begins for GM Craig MacTavish | Oilers | Sports | Edmo

“We need help on defence. We’re looking for a puck-moving defenceman, a guy who can carry the puck north and continue into open ice.”

I'm sorry. It just never stops being funny to me.

 

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The funny thing is the Oilers scouting dept. wanted to take Murray, but owner Dayrl Katz stepped in and said take the Yakster.

/At least that's the popular story.