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The Oilers are 0-3, including a loss to provincial rivals Calgary. And star players McDavid and Draisaitl have yet to do much of anything. But that pales in comparison to last season when the team came back from being one of the worst teams in the league to make it to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals.

“The only way I’ll believe they suck for real is if they lose to San Jose 8-0 or Stuart Skinner literally shits his pants while trying to save a shot. And honestly, even then I’ll half expect them to go on another run,” said Leafs fan Bryan Hooper.


 

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The Oilers are 0-3, including a loss to provincial rivals Calgary. And star players McDavid and Draisaitl have yet to do much of anything. But that pales in comparison to last season when the team came back from being one of the worst teams in the league to make it to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals.

“The only way I’ll believe they suck for real is if they lose to San Jose 8-0 or Stuart Skinner literally shits his pants while trying to save a shot. And honestly, even then I’ll half expect them to go on another run,” said Leafs fan Bryan Hooper.



hard to guess if the Beaverton has gone legit or not on that article lol
 

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Still can't believe how much whining from Edmonton fans and media there was about this being called goaltender interference - Perry went into the crease of his own volition and camped there for several seconds and didn't allow Vladar to play his position.

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Thoughts and prayers for Troy Stecher...

Maybe he can get Nurse to cut the once a period ill timed pinch or the once a game big hit to give up an odd man rush the other way.

Or maybe he can fire a puck at him in warmups and cause him to reevaluate his choices in life.
 

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Posted by the NHL on Reddit, a breakdown of how important the first five games are to the playoff picture. Where teams stand poitns-wise at 3, 4 and 5 games vs how often said team makes playoffs.

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Seems that the Oilers are reaching out to Shattenkirk and/or Giordano for help on the backend.

 

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Matvei may have just scored his first NHL goal, but it's being reviewed as he did dislodge Skinner's pad from the post.

It counts and the Oilers get assessed a bench minor for delay of game. Hahaha
 

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lol - Bouchard scores, the annoying horn sounds, and the goal is waived off for goalie interference by Hyman :D
 

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Somebody get Louie DeBrusk a box of tissues, my goodness stop whining you little baby.
 

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Hot take - Oilers will never win anything with brain dead players like Nurse and Draisaitl.
 

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Leon’s getting pissy now.

Although the Flyers might have paid off the zebras too.
 
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