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dash

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He should win the Hart every season he's in the league, nobody is more valuable to his team than McJesus is to the Oilers.

 

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He should win the Hart every season he's in the league, nobody is more valuable to his team than McJesus is to the Oilers.

It will be interesting to watch how he reacts if Connor Bedard lives up to every ounce of hype and wins a cup in his first 2-3 years.
 

dash

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Leon Draisaitl has 114 points on the season and a +1 rating. That seems to me to be a touch act to pull off lol
 

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Fucking Flair Airlines.

I had a direct flight from Lax to Yvr in late May get changed by 24 hours from a Saturday to Sunday as they no longer fly that route on Saturdays.

Now I’m routed through Edmonton and I’m gonna have to get all kinds of crazy vaccinations like malaria and what not. Not cool Flair.

/Do they still have that cardboard cutout of McJesus I can take a family photo with?
 

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Fucking Flair Airlines.

I had a direct flight from Lax to Yvr in late May get changed by 24 hours from a Saturday to Sunday as they no longer fly that route on Saturdays.

Now I’m routed through Edmonton and I’m gonna have to get all kinds of crazy vaccinations like malaria and what not. Not cool Flair.

/Do they still have that cardboard cutout of McJesus I can take a family photo with?
a bit of a detour from LAX to YVR!

the good news is, while you are in YEG, feel free to piss anywhere.
literally anywhere.
 

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Fucking Flair Airlines.

I had a direct flight from Lax to Yvr in late May get changed by 24 hours from a Saturday to Sunday as they no longer fly that route on Saturdays.

Now I’m routed through Edmonton and I’m gonna have to get all kinds of crazy vaccinations like malaria and what not. Not cool Flair.

/Do they still have that cardboard cutout of McJesus I can take a family photo with?

a bit of a detour from LAX to YVR!

the good news is, while you are in YEG, feel free to piss anywhere.
literally anywhere.


and if that hobo starts humping your leg , it's best to let him finish
 

dash

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RNH recorded his 100th point of the season last night - I for one did not see that coming.
 

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RNH recorded his 100th point of the season last night - I for one did not see that coming.
Strong contender for best contract in the league. It was a steal even when it was signed.

Old man Holland still has a win in him once in a while. Need them when you've got Jack Campbell and Cody Ceci signed to money.
 

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He said the man inside the structure was beginning to panic.

"It was kind of like watching a mouse fall into a bucket," said Schwindt.

"He was just kind of running around inside of it starting to freak out because he couldn't get out."

don't know why, but this made me laugh
 

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you better start winning something soon then bud

 

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He said the man inside the structure was beginning to panic.

"It was kind of like watching a mouse fall into a bucket," said Schwindt.

"He was just kind of running around inside of it starting to freak out because he couldn't get out."

don't know why, but this made me laugh

I was just reading he has been charged with criminal mischief over $5000 :thumb:
 

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Edmonton media lol


/for context, AM's 40 isn't really a big milestone but he did tie the Leaf record for most consecutive 40 goal seasons which is probably why SN had it on there.
 
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