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Good to see the Oilers have no issue with bringing guys accused of sexual assault on board...Yeah, I know it's just a PTO, but it still stinks to high heaven.

 

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Also, it speaks volumes that they used a picture of Demers in the tweet, why not use a picture of Virtanen? I mean, we all know the reason.
 

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Good to see the Oilers have no issue with bringing guys accused of sexual assault on board...
The last wife beater they got had a good playoffs.
 

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Lol

I feel like I did alright


I watched the entire presser and I don't mean to be cruel, but there's very little between the ears. I hope Jake has saved his money because I just don't know what he's going to do when his hockey career is over (and let's be honest, the final nail is almost in the coffin).
 

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I watched the entire presser and I don't mean to be cruel, but there's very little between the ears. I hope Jake has saved his money because I just don't know what he's going to do when his hockey career is over (and let's be honest, the final nail is almost in the coffin).
Edmonton is just signing absolute garbage and I don't mean skill
 

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Edmonton is just signing absolute garbage and I don't mean skill

It is just a PTO for Jake, but I don't know why the Oilers didn't beat the Flames to the punch and sign Sonny Milano to a PTO. 14 goals is nothing to sneeze at and the way the Oilers draw penalties you'd think they want a guy who has some nice scoring touch.
 

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Can we have an independent doctor verify this because it stinks of cap circumvention...

 

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Fucking garbage we all know he's retiring

I don't think he's retiring because he's still owed money for this season - However, putting him on LTIR takes away his cap hit.
 

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I've been cry laughing at this for ten minutes. Bra fucking vo, fake Jim Matheson. Holy shit.

I just wish it was Steve Simmons who wrote it but he probably has Jim on speed dial.
 
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