Comedy gold out of Edmonton

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Ken Holland might have to stick his fingers in a dyke to stop this dumpster fire

 

[BGDave]

stick his fingers in a dyke

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Ken Holland might have to stick his fingers in a dyke to stop this dumpster fire

Put your fingers in a dyke?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Is there a “has Edmonton gotten McDavid a winger yet?” Website?

 

[forty_three]

He didn't actually kick it, the bottle lid just looked at that scary thing and noped out.

 

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Plan the parade...

Edmonton Oilers sign forward Josh Archibald to a one-year deal - TSN.ca

 

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[forty_three]

Man, we gotta pry RNH and Caleb Jones away from there.

 

[puckhead]

Lol

 

[forty_three]

Lol

That reads to me like "10 reasons his cro-magnon ass should stay the fuck in Edmonton"

 

[BGDave]

Lol

Sooooooooooo, Lucic as a Devil?

 

[puckhead]

I like that a Corsi of 51% is so phenomenal that it deserves two discussion points full of hyperbole.

51%!!!!!

 

[puckhead]

it seems edmonton really is a shithole
'It's horrific': Griesbach basements fill with raw sewage water as rain causes backups | CBC News

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I dont get why broberg is staying in sweden. Seems he would fit right in on d with the coilers

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

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TJ Brodie did wear #66 initially (not when Mario was still playing though), but if I recall correctly, it did create quite a stir in Pittsburgh.

/Tmart still flying his Flames colo(u)rs, good to see

 

[forty_three]

97 will ALWAYS belong to Jeremy Roenick. Connor is the pretender.

/Rusty Klesla had a good run with it too

 

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It's too bad Lucic has already decided to wear #17 for the Flames as it will be a terrific troll job if he chose to wear #97. Hey, it's still not too late to change his mind lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

It's too bad Lucic has already decided to wear #17 for the Flames as it will be a terrific troll job if he chose to wear #97. Hey, it's still not too late to change his mind lol

Just like in Edmonton, McDavid will never see the back of Lucic's number by virtue of the fact he'll be 80 ft ahead of him at literally all times.

 

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Lest we forget...