Comedy gold out of Edmonton

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lol - Bollig was also a swing and a miss.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Every Leaf fan on earth thought Luke Schenn would be the best d-man in team history and wear the C for a decade. I'm definitely in that boat.

I stayed clean on Schenn, I've never liked defensemen who don't score in junior.

Who's a big one I was wrong about? I know I've got em but no one comes immediately to mind. I'm sure that some of you guys can remember my mistakes better than I can

 

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Hey guyse, that's four more rings added to Lowe's six Stanley Cup rings - That's like (give me a minute here) 10 Stanley Cup rings. Count the rings, count 'em.

/They know about winning

 

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

Is this uncommon?

 

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Is this uncommon?

Those are major league prices for a minor league team.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

They need to save up some money so that they can pay McDavid everything.

Because I doubt he'd accept partial ownership of the franchise as payment.

 

[forty_three]

They spent money to make the seats look cool, but you only get the full effect when they are empty.

 

[puckhead]

But I was assured by a certain SportsHoopla poster that Reinhart was "GOING TO BE A STUD!!!".

potentially guilty on that one. kid was very good in junior.
foot speed issues didn't translate well.

 

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They spent money to make the seats look cool, but you only get the full effect when they are empty.

Obviously photoshopped - There are no Oilers jerseys on the ice.

 

[puckhead]

No wonder Edm are spending an hour celebrating the shiny new building.

It won't take long for those Whyte Avenue inbreds to vomit over every corner of it,
because they pre-loaded too much to avoid the $11 brewskies.

 

[forty_three]

They spent money to make the seats look cool, but you only get the full effect when they are empty.

Obviously photoshopped - There are no Oilers jerseys on the ice.

So, apparently it isn't permanent. They are just the opening night T-shirts on the seats.


So there is time for them to hit the ice.

 

[esls79]

I can see the fire alarm going off during the opening ceremony.

 

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Introducing the Bobby Nick’s Burger

Some comedy gold in the comments section...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Give this burger a jersey, and it automatically becomes the Oilers 3rd best defensemen.

BEST !!! BEST !!!

 

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I didn't scan through the entire comments section, but surely somebody chimed in with that burger is visually better than it tastes, right?

 

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They just can't let go of the 80's, can they?

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

Apologies if posted but the timing of all this is interesting

From yesterday:

/after saying he couldnt play todays game, retirement aside, i was sure the oilers would sign him TO PLAY lol