Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[mattola]

Man accused in deaths of Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau facing more serious charges: What we know

A grand jury indicted the man accused of killing the Gaudreau brothers on several charges in addition to vehicular homicide.

www.nytimes.com

Grand Jury indicted him, he could face 30 years per charge.

hope they put him in prison the rest of his life

 

[sbb122]

hope they put him in prison the rest of his life

I think somebody should be allowed to run him down while he's staring at the vehicle bearing down on him going about 80 miles an hour

 

[puckhead]

I think somebody should be allowed to run him down while he's staring at the vehicle bearing down on him going about 80 miles an hour

That would be too quick of an ending for him

 

[forty_three]

That would be too quick of an ending for him

A pick axe to the back of the head on the day he thinks he's getting out.

 

[mattola]

A pick axe to the back of the head on the day he thinks he's getting out.

nah. that is the day you run him down as he is walking out of prison...


is it just me or have we all gotten alot darker in the last few years lol

 

[sbb122]

is it just me or have we all gotten alot darker in the last few years lol

Yep, especially that guy posting Charlie Brown Christmas videos where Linus hangs himself lol

 

[mattola]

Yep, especially that guy posting Charlie Brown Christmas videos where Linus hangs himself lol

with his own blanket

 

[sbb122]

with his own blanket

I honestly didn't even notice that when I watched it lol

 

[forty_three]

NHL rumblings: Latest on Provorov, Canucks trade needs, Hurricanes goalies and why Avs jumped on Blackwood

Blue Jackets defenseman and pending UFA Ivan Provorov's brother recently committed to Ohio State. Could it keep Provorov in Columbus?

www.nytimes.com

More Provorov's per square mile than anywhere else in the USA.

 

[forty_three]

Stopped 42 last night in a 4-2 win. Including 13(!) on Jack Hughes alone.

 

[forty_three]

It's Matey time!

Werenski took a spill into the boards, but came back. Problem was, he was a lame duck and was -4 in the third, leaving his guy wide open each time allowing the Flyers back into it. He also blew another coverage which led to a breakaway but Elvis bailed him out.

Also, Christiansen blocked a slapper with the side of his knee. And Fabbro is still out after the knee on knee the other night.

 

[forty_three]

Habs come to town tonight and the game thread on Reddit is already filled with people saying they are going to boo Patty because he "quit on the team" and mocking him for only scoring on the power play this year.

I can't imagine why he felt he needed to get out of here. I hope he gets six tonight.

 

[forty_three]

Looking like game one of what I hope is a long and storied career is indeed happening.

Media seems excited too:

Also worth noting that Severson is apparently the healthy scratch so I am going to push the rumo(u)r that it's Sevo for Kreider.

 

[forty_three]

Stop me if you've heard this one before.

Twatwaffle launched a hit piece on Laine ahead of tonight's game.

I really wish that chick hadn't given him a kidney. I am so over him.

 

[dash]

Stop me if you've heard this one before.

Twatwaffle launched a hit piece on Laine ahead of tonight's game.

I really wish that chick hadn't given him a kidney. I am so over him.

Just an update that they have fixed the Firefox extension and you can no longer view Athletic articles for free

 

[forty_three]

Just an update that they have fixed the Firefox extension and you can no longer view Athletic articles for free

Try nytimes. Still works for me.

Patrik Laine on Blue Jackets trade request: ‘I was tired of losing and just giving up’

Laine will face his former club for the first time since his summer trade to the Canadiens Monday night in Columbus.

www.nytimes.com

What I get is Patrick was frustrated with the culture that accepted losing (a complaint every member of the fanbase has had for 3 years) and kind of inferred that he wasn't pleased with how his situation with the player assistance was handled by management (which we also all saw happen in real time). Seems like Patty doesn't really want to talk about it and wants to express his appreciation for those that still support him. But Twatwaffle still has to write from the "Big star looks down on Columbus" angle.

 

[forty_three]

Welcome to the National, kid.

His whole family is here. They left Winnipeg at 7:00 am.

 

[forty_three]

Laine decided to be physical and bounced off of both Voronkov and Fantilli and got knocked down 3 times by Fabbro, who offered to throw hands. Laine declined.

In between periods they asked Olivier if there is a concerted effort to knock Laine around, and he said "no comment" with a grin.

Laine has not come out for the second and is officially "Questionable" to return. That'll be met with reasonable takes I am sure.

 

[dash]

Moneyhands with 3 apples tonight.

 

[forty_three]

Moneyhands with 3 apples tonight.

He has been an absolute gift in every way.