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This dude apparently played with and was good friends with Mateychuk in Moose Jaw AND has played for Evason before. Supposedly a good skater without a ton of offensive upside. Or as we call them down here "Jack Johnson avoidance machines"

Also, Matt Calvert's cousin, apparently.
 

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Jackets and Hawks game on now and Bedard and Johnson each have one. Announcers keep harping on the fact that Johnson, Bedard and Jake Christiansen grew up together and still play 3 on 3 every Sunday over the summer. Celebrini plays with them as well.

They just showed a skybox and Johnson's and Bedard's dads are sitting up there with Fantilli's dad all hanging out and having some beers.


Oh yeah, the point in this game continues KMFJs streak of at least one in every game he's played this year.
 

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Goalies are weird.

Context - Elvis made a huge save and the net came off after a Jacket went into the net. Smith decided to come in on Elvis, goofing off.

Edit: The save
 

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All of a sudden, the Blue Jackets are only two points out of a wildcard spot in the East.
 

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Unreal to go from a waiver claim to top pair RD without missing a beat. I admit, I didn't know a ton about him before the pickup but he has been incredible.

We might want to honor Barry Trotz next time the Preds come to town.
 

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The photo:
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Should Kent get a point in tonight's game, he will tie Ryan Johansen for most consecutive games at the start of a season with a point in Jackets history at 10.
 

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weather's been wild lately.
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Looks like you can fry an egg in Columbus on the sidewalk based on the above image.
 

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This was seen locally and posted in the Columbus subreddit
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"In the name of Jesus for the forgiveness of your sin Chevrolet"

I guess if THAT's your vehicle, you are always close to death, so prayer is probably a good idea. Just in case.
 

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Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. The foolish man who built his house on sand.
Homer: And you remember … Matthew 21:17.
Lovejoy: And he left them and went out of the city into Bethany and he lodged there?
Homer: Yeah. Think about it
 

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Last item:pound:


I've resigned myself to the fact he's gonna re-sign, and I am more comfortable with Waddell handling than I would be if Jarmo was. Hopefully it's no more than 3x3.

At least he is doing more than only taking dumb penalties and fighting this year. His drop off is going to be sharp.
 

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Provorov took morning skate in his usual spot, and looks likely to play tonight.

Reminder of what his thumb looked like Friday:
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Russian Machines really don't break.
 

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Blue Jackets goaltending situation:
Daniil Tarasov is so bad that they have played Elvis 17 of the last 21 games to the point where he is completely worn out. So the Jackets have called up, and are starting, an average AHL goalie against the top team in the East rather than put Tarasov in. Elvis is backing up.

Good thing that Ovechkin is still recovering from his steroid overdose, so we will probably only lose by 10.
 

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Two big congrats to go around tonight. First Zach Werenski scored his 100th career goal.

Second, Jet Greaves had one solid game in an OT loss, so naturally Jackets fans are ready to give him a 15 year contract and trade both our other goalies.
 

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Huh.

Headline seems to try and make it like it was a huge deal like Hockey Fights Cancer or Hockey is for everyone nights, but this seems like more of a group that wanted to come to the game for a private celebration. More like a birthday party or company party. Probably wouldn't have been mentioned much beyond a scroller on the jumbotron.
 

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