Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

I don’t get this team lol. Played like dogshit since October. Looked like they were just an average team if you took out last years win streak. But now they’ve popped off 8 in row

9 games left and they could top the division or be out of the playoffs entirely. Going to be a fun ride!

JD and Jarmo have said they are trying to build a blue collar team of get it done pros, but what they have assembled is a bunch of Cardiac kids who have the most success when they play loose like kids on a pond. They've taken on the identity of their captain, and I love that. It's not always a smooth ride, but it's a ride for sure.

Next, they need to give Jones an A and leave the other on Boone. Maybe let him trade it with Test Tube. That dude is soooo happy to be here.

I hope like hell they re-sign Cole, and I honestly wouldn't mind keeping Vanek around.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

JD and Jarmo have said they are trying to build a blue collar team of get it done pros, but what they have assembled is a bunch of Cardiac kids who have the most success when they play loose like kids on a pond. They've taken on the identity of their captain, and I love that. It's not always a smooth ride, but it's a ride for sure.

Next, they need to give Jones an A and leave the other on Boone. Maybe let him trade it with Test Tube. That dude is soooo happy to be here.

I hope like hell they re-sign Cole, and I honestly wouldn't mind keeping Vanek around.

Vanek for motte and joikenen any day

We got cole for nothing too, it was a nice trade deadline and we didn’t lose any major pieces

It will be interesting to see what direction they go defense next year.

 

[forty_three]

It will be interesting to see what direction they go defense next year.

They should keep the current top six (the real top six, not Torts' top six).
Jones - Werenski
Murray - Nutivaara
Savard - Cole

Harrington, Kukan, Carlsson and Gavrikov (if he comes over) should keep those guys honest and fill in when Murray gets hurt...

Then you have two guys to package for more scoring punch if we feel we need it.

 

[dare2be]

Great game by Cam Hatkinson!

Flyers are a hard team to play against. No one is gonna like that matchup.

Please please please overtake the Flyers so we don't have to face them in the first round.

/Which means Pens will overtake the Caps and still end up facing the Flyers.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Please please please overtake the Flyers so we don't have to face them in the first round.

/Which means Pens will overtake the Caps and still end up facing the Flyers.

Fuck Pittsburgh!

 

[dash]

Fuck Pittsburgh!

Why do I think Sarge has this t-shirt

 

[dare2be]

That would probably be the outcome if we face Phillthy fans.

 

[forty_three]

That would probably be the outcome if we face Phillthy fans.

 

[puckhead]

They should keep the current top six (the real top six, not Torts' top six).
Jones - Werenski
Murray - Nutivaara
Savard - Cole

Harrington, Kukan, Carlsson and Gavrikov (if he comes over) should keep those guys honest and fill in when Murray gets hurt...

Then you have two guys to package for more scoring punch if we feel we need it.

Jack Johnson, top line, top minutes, top paycheck.
CBJ cornerstone.

 

[forty_three]

Jack Johnson, top line, top minutes, top paycheck.
CBJ cornerstone.

None of those things are true.

 

[dash]

Jack Johnson, top line, top minutes, top paycheck.
CBJ cornerstone.

 

[forty_three]

Jack Johnson has clearly never heard this either.

 

[cwerph]

Nothing is easy, but 9 in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go CBJ!

 

[forty_three]

It's a bread trick! That's 9 in a row.

I don't ask for much of Detroit, but please hold that lead Wingers. Please.

 

[forty_three]

*sigh*

Fuck Detroit.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Hhnnnnnnnng

 

[Sgt Brutus]

And pooburgh lost

 

[BGDave]

Then you have two guys to package for more scoring punch if we feel we need it.

So, you want to trade two depth D for "scoring punch"?

Congratulations, you have now escalated to the realm of insanity known as "Leafs Fans".

What is "motto of the pron star", Alex?

 

[forty_three]

So, you want to trade two depth D for "scoring punch"?

Congratulations, you have now escalated to the realm of insanity known as "Leafs Fans".

"Third line scoring punch to replace Brandon Dubinsky who is in Torts' doghouse and likely to throw a shit fit and probably be sent home for the remainder of the year (I hope)." is what I should have typed.


Jackets win. 87 points.
Pens lose. 87 points, game in hand.
Philly loses in SO. 86 points and ROW is now even. Now WC 1
NJ Loses. 82 points Now WC 2
Florida wins. 81 points 2 games in hand on NJ and 3 on Philly.

It was a good day.

 

[forty_three]