Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[gob]

I look at it this way. There are many rumo(u)rs that the Jackets are looking to trade with Edmonton, and everyone on Edmonton was just trying to impress Jarmo. Hoping to be the one.



I was supposed to bring a kid home from practice for a buddy of mine who had tickets last night. He showed up about halfway through practice.

"fucking awful" was all he said.

Wait.. Steve?



Actually, this is good for him. In the past he would have stood there for 20 minutes throwing a tantrum.

It was just dead, sloppy, uninspiring, throw in some more adjectives play(and environment) until Foligno won his fight. After that, it was OK, but they still gave up some real shitty opportunities.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Kassian broke Dubinskys face - out 6 to 8 weeks

 

[forty_three]

Blue Jackets place center Brandon Dubinsky on Injured Reserve

Apparently a fight with Zach Kassian did it.

As if we didn't have enough trouble at center.

 

[dash]

Blue Jackets place center Brandon Dubinsky on Injured Reserve

Apparently a fight with Zach Kassian did it.

As if we didn't have enough trouble at center.

Dubi definitely fighting out of his weight class and paid the price - Speculation that it might be a broken orbital bone.

/I guess he was running around and laid a couple of checks on Draisaitl previous to Kassian engaging with him.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

jeez ... mattolas everywhere this morning lol

 

[dash]

jeez ... mattolas everywhere this morning lol

I saw your video after I posted mine and them removed it lol - That said, guilty as charged.

 

[forty_three]

Dubi definitely fighting out of his weight class and paid the price - Speculation that it might be a broken orbital bone.

/I guess he was running around and laid a couple of checks on Draisaitl previous to Kassian engaging with him.

THE HELL YOU SAY

 

[forty_three]

Raise a toast to the bread man.

 

[puckhead]

hey, your powerplay sucks donkey balls.*
you need the engine that is Sam Gagner,
make the call. you know you want to




*historical proportions
running at 9.7%, more than 3 precentage points lower than the second shittiest.

 

[forty_three]

hey, your powerplay sucks donkey balls.*
you need the engine that is Sam Gagner,
make the call. you know you want to




*historical proportions
running at 9.7%, more than 3 precentage points lower than the second shittiest.

No problem. All we have to do is...

Ummm...

Bench Atkinson again?



Fuck. I don't know.




Sammy is welcome back. I hope Jack Johnson likes Vancouver.


I have tickets to tonight's game. I will be close enough to hit Torts with a roll of quarters.

 

[BGDave]

You're welcome.

 

[forty_three]

You're welcome.

Got to the Arena and found out Werenski wasn't playing and that Korpi was in net. And I thought "I am going to get a lot of shit on the Hoop tomorrow".


Pleasantly surprised.

 

[forty_three]

By the way Foligno has grabbed the spot picker title belt away from Bieksa I think.

Tonight's target was Malkin.

Sorta. Malkin got knocked down, got back up and punched Fligs in the face. Nick fired back at Malkin's turtle shell.

A minute later, Crosby somehow wound up slapping at Jones. That's what we call a mismatch...

 

[forty_three]

Oh, nice. Jenner got five and a game because Crosby lunged at him and Jenner put his hands up and Crosby ran into them. Then Kessel grabbed Jenner and Letang tried to punch him.

That is why Crosby went with Jones, Jones tried to pull him away and he started swinging.

 

[dash]

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

Grapes will be beside himself, the soft Euro lost his visor and the good Canadian kid is fighting with a visor.

 

[forty_three]

Grapes will be beside himself, the soft Euro lost his visor and the good Canadian kid is fighting with a visor.

And his gloves still on.

 

[forty_three]

lol, Dubois just fell down on his own and the Pens got called for tripping.


Don't you just hate getting called for penalties that aren't penalties?

 

[forty_three]

Not happy new year news:
Bah Humbug! Blue Jackets lose injured Atkinson, Wennberg 4-6 weeks each

Atkinson was finding his groove, and Wennberg was finally starting to respond to Dubois taking his role.

As if it wasn't a focus before, they need to trade for a center. Badly.