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Mike Commodore woke up, realized he wasn't getting Twitterex impressions today and called his brother in Traumatic Brain Injury and came up with a plan based loosely on something Grampa Babs apparently likes to do, which is share vacation pics, and hope it sticks.

Would be pretty neat if Biz' verbal diarrhea is what makes the team gel.
 

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Not one of these players who was so "miffed" about this situation raised even the slightest concern with it with NHLPA reps when they called.
 

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lol

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Mike Commodore woke up, realized he wasn't getting Twitterex impressions today and called his brother in Traumatic Brain Injury and came up with a plan based loosely on something Grampa Babs apparently likes to do, which is share vacation pics, and hope it sticks.

Would be pretty neat if Biz' verbal diarrhea is what makes the team gel.
Obviously somebody on the Jackets went and said something about this to someone. I guess what we'll never know is the tone, if they just simply relayed "Babs asked Boone to show him some pics of his family or whatever" or if they sauced it up the way Biz did or if he did that all on his own.

Funniest outcome here is Biz gets fired then Babcock gets fired in a year and Jenner goes on a podcast and is like "yeah that shit was weird as fuck why was he asking for pics of my kids" lol
 

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The ultra rare triple down while ironically saying someone else needs a brain transplant combo.


Imagine being stupid enough to post PROOF that the allegation did not come from someone on the Blue Jackets and thinking it proves your point.

Also, of all the shit that came out when TO fired him, how come this was never mentioned before?
 

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Carry Babs water I don’t give a flying fuck. Believe who you want to believe

For somebody who doesn't give a flying fuck, you continue to tweet about it like er, um you do care...
 

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This guy is a wild card coming into the year and I hope he becomes the reason we buy out Olivier. Dmitri Voronkov.

Kiriil Marchenko said "I am happy Russian boy, <Chinakhov> he is silly Russian boy. Voronkov... He is big. Big angry Russian boy"

Here is the roster for the Traverse City Tourney:
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5 of those defenders are NHL or near-NHL ready right now.
 

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HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH?

Never paid much attention to him or his DDD show. They aired a series this summer where he (and friends) rolled through TN and KY, including our town, so I watched it/him.

Still dont see what the excitement is about, tbh. Besides talking a lot and odd hair, not sure what makes him any kind of anything. Oh well, to each their own.

But yeah, Flavortown looks like a restaurant version of Buc 'ees.
 

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Ah fuck

Marty Walsh and NHLPA Assistant Executive Director Ron Hainsey met with Blue Jackets players in Columbus, a meeting described by several sources as “intense.” On Tuesday, when the story broke from Paul Bissonnette on the Spittin' Chiclets podcast, both the NHL and NHLPA initially were satisfied with the explanations from Boone Jenner and Johnny Gaudreau. However, it appears things changed for both later that night when information was received that some of the younger Blue Jackets were uncomfortable with what had occurred. That appears to be the major focus of the investigation.
 

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Well Mike, there's always barber college.
Hopefully it's a "Kids nowadays think differently, don't do it again" and not a "Blow it up and can the coach and GM before noon" kind of thing.

USA hockey goes into how you have to handle players differently now in their coaching training. What worked when I played doesn't now. And I've been coaching long enough that the kids I coached a few years ago are older than Jiricek, Johnson and Fantilli. So hopefully just a learning moment for grandpa. And some empowerment for younger players to say "no, buzz off". Just really worried about a divided locker room because I don't know that Jarmo is the guy to handle that again. In fact, I am pretty sure he isn't. And Nash isn't ready to be a GM yet.

And at the end of the day it still isn't what Biz (he's yanking phones and putting them on blast for everyone) or Commodore (He's looking for dick picks because he's a perv) tried to classify it as. But the small amount of potential issue means those two fuckwits are going to feel justified and will never stop all season. Would be a shame if they got a bad dose of booger sugar.
 

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I think Columbus’ GM sucks and obviously I think Babcock is an idiot so this might be the best thing to ever happen to them anyway so long as they don’t go out and hire Chia or some shit.

 

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I long for the day when the Ray and Dregs podcast is the Ray and Dregs podcast sans Dregs.
 
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