Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

This Elvis guy is pretty good.

 

[naslundfan19]

Congrats on the win Friday @forty_three

 

[forty_three]

Congrats on the win Friday @forty_three

You guys can go ahead and just leave Boeser or Petey when you leave Saturday morning.

 

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There was a play blown for offside, the puck wound up on Domi's stick WAAAAY after the whistle and he roofed it past Hellebuyck. Naturally it drew attention and Svechnikov said something in the scrum that Max found funny. Svech was being held back by a linesman and swiped at him. Max then grabbed him by the collar and pulled him away and went all Tie Domi on him. Ragdolled him good.


Little pest probably considers it money well spent. Svech runs his mouth a lot for someone who just got rocked by an angry elf.

 

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The Gavrikovs hosted some young Russians for Thanksgiving. Daniil Tarasov, Yegor Chinakhov and Vasily Podkolzin.



So I guess the Nucks are gonna have to throw Podz into the Petterson trade now.

 

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Fancy Stats

 

[forty_three]

Shut your pie hole Dubi.

I mean, he's right this time, but he still should just shut up.

 

[forty_three]

Oh shit

 

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[forty_three]

Stars fan in response to the Asshole stars fan who taunted Elvis back in Cbus.


Also, John Davidson regarding his goalie situation today:


Daniil Tarasov made it to Big D and makes his NHL debut tonight.

 

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Put JD in.

 

[forty_three]

Put JD in.

TIT STICK

 

[forty_three]

Turns out the woman with the Kivi sign has been on a social media campaign and brought several #80 signs to hand out to other fans. Also got a lot of fans to bring their own to counteract the asshole fan.

So Fuck Dallas, but she's cool.

 

[forty_three]

CBJ place G Joonas Korpisalo on Injured Reserve | Columbus Blue Jackets

retroactive to December 1

www.nhl.com

Joonas must have eaten the gas station sushi that he intended for Elvis to eat.



Rumor is that there is a deal in place and the Jackets want a good look at Tarasov before finalizing. He looked good last night, but I can't look past the fact that 2 of the three he gave up he completely muffed. Ended up with 38 saves on 41 shots, so I can't be too upset, but one he bought a head fake and lifted a leg making a five hole the size of the Holland tunnel.

 

[forty_three]

And he did this while trying to pass the poisoned sushi Korpi fed him.




Also, Tarasov has lost both his NHL starts but he has been over .900 sv%. Pretty rough assignment facing Dallas with no warning and then going against Ovi and crew in DC 2 days later. Kid looks to be something special.

 

[forty_three]

For the love of God someone please claim him.

And I suspect this mean Kukan is close to coming back. That should settle down our D corp and let Bayreuther and Carlsson get some safe starts and learn.

Speaking of the D:

Boomin Boq: Adam Boqvist Is Scoring Goals At An All-Time Pace For Columbus Blue Jacket Defensemen

With six goals in just 16 games as a member of the Columbus Blue Jackets, defenseman Adam Boqvist is showing his potential as a lethal offensive weapon.

www.1stohiobattery.com

*Fancy stat* Goals per 60 he is only behind Makar. He's been awesome.

 

[thedddd]

How is Scott Harrington still on an NHL Roster?

 

[forty_three]

How is Scott Harrington still on an NHL Roster?

Every time we get someone back from injury, someone else goes out. And none of our young guys has grabbed strongly ahold of the 6/7th D role.

Fortunately for us, he has only played 6 games in the "warm body" role.